Thursday, June 16, 2005

Top Trumps Child Murderers - Collect them all.

Top Trumps Collection One
Fun for all the family?

Angry Chimp presents the first card in the Top Trumps Child Murderer collection.

Simply print the image onto high quality paper (or card), cut along the guidelines and play. (Obviously, you’ll need a few more cards before a game will present any degree of fun).

Top Trumps is of course, very easy to play, so Angry Chimp is not going to insult your intelligence further by explaining it to you.

Before sure to visit Angry Chimp every week to collect each new card until you have the full deck.

Top Trumps Child Murderers - it was just a question of time.

Enjoy.

13 comments:

Unknown said...

And now with ebay's new bad boy image we can trade there for a profit!

Sniffy said...

Yeah, an ebay rebel!

Fantastic idea, but could it be expanded to include all British serial killers? Of course, numero uno is good old Harold Shipman - I bet he'd be worth a few quid on ebay.

Nobody Special said...

Brilliant! Your best so far.

Anonymous said...

Oooh goody. Nilsen, West, Shipman, Hindley ... did Sutcliffe murder or just rape? Are you doing just UK or are you going to make them global?

weenie said...

This is in such poor taste...yet I can't stop laughing! Think I need therapy...

Herge Smith said...

ebay is by no means 'a bad boy' - one word from that gobshite, knowitall Geldof, and they buckled super fast.

Honestly, Live:8 - what a load of shit - if the top 10 acts had a whip road they could raise enough money to end all world debt/ poverty etc...

Wankers.

Tina/ Convict - this is currently on ly a pack of Child Murderers, although some do fall into the catergory of serial killer, we won't be including anyone who focused purely on adults.

That's not to say there won't be a pack of serial killers in the future...

Weenie - you are all sick - what's wrong with you people, does nothing shock you!?!

pissoff said...

I thought the English were too proper for things like murder/rape. Fuck, Herge won't even show us a nipple?

However, having said that, very impressive Herge.

Herge Smith said...

Crystalpistol, hang on, you ain't seen nothing yet - but whilst you're here, why not pop by our resident annoying git And ask him a question?

April, my darling, the english invented rape/ murder, along with concentration camps and cricket.

Don't worry folks, the cover and more child murderers will be with you soon...

Rowan said...

Seriously, your funniest yet, it was just a matter of time before you moved on to something so globally amusing.

Herge Smith said...

Hurrah, finally a word of sanity from Lisa.

Sadly, this is just a reflection of a society that has turned murder into a palour game, to be discussed, read about and watched endlessly on TV. No crime is heinous enough...

This is the natural conclusion as I see it. Maybe not today, or next year, but it will happen.

Herge Smith said...

Lisa - we are all going to hell.

Not that I believe in Hell, but I often wonder where it will end, perhaps it'll end with a mass swing from the right to curb this kinda stuff... moral values and all that.

Trouble is, that just breeds repression, which is insidious in it's own right.

See, I'm a bleeding heart liberal, I think we shouldn't have censorship but have enough maturity to self censor - problem is, no fucker can do it. (well very few).

It's so weird that your hubby can sit through that, allowed to by the media and a live news feed, but no one will show dead marines or Iraqs, for fear of upsetting us - it's so mixed up.

We shouldn't accept the fact that reality TV swamps us, as does sex, swearing and domestic violence - but the news is watered down and censored by networks and their links to government - SHOW IT LIKE IT IS!

Perhaps then we wouldn't be so naive and moronic as a society - if we knew what WAR really looked like, what famine really looks like, not just the occasional glimpse but proper in your face reality.

Problem is I reckon that'd be just another product for people to enjoy.

It's Famine Challenege LIVE, or Charity Worker extreme close up. etc etc...

Herge Smith said...

Lisa - 100% right about your news coverage - it's terrible - I think the print media is still good, just TV - trouble is in a 24hr society that's where everyone is headed.

As for what to do - write about what you think - connect with other people - yeah I know, what's the point?

We had that here recently - a general election in which loads of us were fucked off with the government but with no real alternative stepping up. When that happens, you're fucked.

As for TV, you can do something - switch off, or just be more selective.

You guys have some amazing TV shows at the moment so it's not like there isn't anything on...

Just don't watch that reality shit. It's like poison.

Herge Smith said...

I have actually, I liked it.

What I'm doing isn't in the least bit orginal, I just like doing posters and writing stupid explanations of shows.

Actually the poster designs are what drive me, I find I need to write the text to justify spending hours in photoshop dicking around.