tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10770968.post112202857560521440..comments2023-11-02T11:16:30.886+00:00Comments on Angry Chimp: Dalek and Borg 15Herge Smithhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15701491477498598512noreply@blogger.comBlogger26125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10770968.post-1122078982674902612005-07-23T00:36:00.000+00:002005-07-23T00:36:00.000+00:00speaking of Dave-fun game to kill time at work (no...speaking of Dave-fun game to kill time at work (not that I ever screw the pooch or anything...)<BR/><BR/>type in words like IDIOT or ASS CRAP into Google and search for images.<BR/><BR/>You would not BELIEVE what comes up sometimes...thordorahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04162106158955358865noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10770968.post-1122051322123833292005-07-22T16:55:00.000+00:002005-07-22T16:55:00.000+00:00being mostly cyborg himself, i wonder how Darth Va...being mostly cyborg himself, i wonder how Darth Vader would take to being assimilation. it probably wouldn't take much effort, and i think it would be "a step up" for Anakin as well - it might improve that cardboard personality of his.Faltanushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18259316195343682305noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10770968.post-1122049326476638242005-07-22T16:22:00.000+00:002005-07-22T16:22:00.000+00:00NO! NO MORE DAVE! GAH!Borg is right - assimilati...NO! NO MORE DAVE! GAH!<BR/><BR/>Borg is right - assimilation would at least put you out of your call centre misery. That's got to be the worst office job ever.Karenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00719759496681467528noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10770968.post-1122047629309896032005-07-22T15:53:00.000+00:002005-07-22T15:53:00.000+00:00so dalek and borg are back, how bout bringing back...so dalek and borg are back, how bout bringing back Dave....I miss him so...Rowanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01446435491941733971noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10770968.post-1122044324671596422005-07-22T14:58:00.000+00:002005-07-22T14:58:00.000+00:00Yeah right. You'd say that anyway. If you can't ...Yeah right. You'd say that anyway. If you can't be right be wrong at the top of your voice.Nobody Specialhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00936078617011122612noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10770968.post-1122038612459484182005-07-22T13:23:00.000+00:002005-07-22T13:23:00.000+00:00Trillion, I saw it straight away but got distracte...Trillion, I saw it straight away but got distracted.Sniffyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13373942595139748242noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10770968.post-1122035427059736082005-07-22T12:30:00.000+00:002005-07-22T12:30:00.000+00:00Took you long enough to pick up on that didn't it,...Took you long enough to pick up on that didn't it, T? Are you feeling alright?Nobody Specialhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00936078617011122612noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10770968.post-1122035235875753642005-07-22T12:27:00.000+00:002005-07-22T12:27:00.000+00:00What a WONDERFUL THING! Dalek and Borg AND call ce...What a WONDERFUL THING! Dalek and Borg AND call center bashing!<BR/><BR/>I'll need to print this and stick it in the lunchroom on the call floor.<BR/><BR/>No cool headsets here though...thordorahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04162106158955358865noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10770968.post-1122034764644813732005-07-22T12:19:00.000+00:002005-07-22T12:19:00.000+00:00Oh, does Darth Vader love Barry White songs? That'...Oh, does Darth Vader love Barry White songs? That'd be hilarious to hearAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10770968.post-1122034611933613742005-07-22T12:16:00.000+00:002005-07-22T12:16:00.000+00:00Hooray, dalek and borg are back; probably the best...Hooray, dalek and borg are back; probably the best strip so far. Call center jockeys (heehee) at Pipex are a waste of space. It took them 3 months to take a direct debit properly and they still take it on the wrong day. I just gave up in the end.<BR/><BR/>Re: Americanisms, the one that I detest at the moment is the one for the new Disney movie. "Blah, blah, blah in Madagascaaaaaaaaar"<BR/><BR/>Tina, unfortunately it's not time to go home yet ... boohooAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10770968.post-1122032884921851612005-07-22T11:48:00.000+00:002005-07-22T11:48:00.000+00:00Tillion asked me if I was pissed because she'd man...Tillion asked me if I was pissed because she'd managed to claim the mantle of first commenter on this post.Sniffyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13373942595139748242noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10770968.post-1122032414508237982005-07-22T11:40:00.000+00:002005-07-22T11:40:00.000+00:00What you on about T? who said what?What's all this...What you on about T? who said what?<BR/><BR/>What's all this pissed/ pissed off.<BR/><BR/>Are you refering to the Borg - ARSEimilation???<BR/><BR/>As I understand it, the yanks say<BR/><BR/>"Oh man, I am sooooo pissed off right now"<BR/><BR/>and in the UK they say<BR/><BR/>"Piss off! Can't you fucking tell I'm fucking arsed off, fuckhead!"<BR/><BR/>See, simple when you know how.Herge Smithhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15701491477498598512noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10770968.post-1122031892056560992005-07-22T11:31:00.000+00:002005-07-22T11:31:00.000+00:00No, never pissed me. Pissed OFF maybe. What is i...No, never pissed me. Pissed OFF maybe. What is it with this use of American terminology all of a sudden? Pissed instead of pissed off, ass rather than arse. Stop being lazy!<BR/><BR/>You two are dizgusssting! Monkey spanking. Terrible. Is it hometime yet?Sniffyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13373942595139748242noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10770968.post-1122031111378051552005-07-22T11:18:00.000+00:002005-07-22T11:18:00.000+00:00Absolutely!Glad you feel so comfortable around us ...Absolutely!<BR/><BR/>Glad you feel so comfortable around us though. Well as comfortable as you can feel around Tina knowing that she might poo in front of you at any moment!Nobody Specialhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00936078617011122612noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10770968.post-1122030949193595022005-07-22T11:15:00.000+00:002005-07-22T11:15:00.000+00:00Nothing better than some Monkey Spanking.Nothing better than some Monkey Spanking.Herge Smithhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15701491477498598512noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10770968.post-1122030810846607292005-07-22T11:13:00.000+00:002005-07-22T11:13:00.000+00:00Actually, I can be a bit of a madam..I hear you've...Actually, I can be a bit of a madam..<BR/><BR/>I hear you've been a very <B>bad</B> monkey. I may have to spank you and teach you a lesson.Nobody Specialhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00936078617011122612noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10770968.post-1122030730527384362005-07-22T11:12:00.000+00:002005-07-22T11:12:00.000+00:00Hey, you start dropping capitals around the borg a...Hey, you start dropping capitals around the borg and dalek and blam!! assimilation and extermination.<BR/><BR/>I feel very comfortable with you both hence the trill, and t as oppossed to MADAM TRILLION and LADY TINA.<BR/><BR/>which do you prefer?Herge Smithhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15701491477498598512noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10770968.post-1122030530078367612005-07-22T11:08:00.000+00:002005-07-22T11:08:00.000+00:00I just thought y'know with you not bothering to gi...I just thought y'know with you not bothering to give us capital letters...<BR/><BR/>I think in time everyone will have heard of Angry Chimp and Cakesniffer too.Nobody Specialhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00936078617011122612noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10770968.post-1122029869225645172005-07-22T10:57:00.000+00:002005-07-22T10:57:00.000+00:00Huh? Dunno... I'm not really that fond of Borg, or...Huh? <BR/><BR/>Dunno... I'm not really that fond of Borg, or The Borg - they're a bit stupid - but I love Dalek - I think because of all the history and how super cheesey they are - and because if you're British EVERYBODY has heard of them.Herge Smithhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15701491477498598512noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10770968.post-1122029709082897702005-07-22T10:55:00.000+00:002005-07-22T10:55:00.000+00:00Sorry Herge. Didn't expect you to be here too. T...Sorry Herge. Didn't expect you to be here too. <BR/><BR/>Tell me, do Dalek and Borg mean so much more to you that me and T?Nobody Specialhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00936078617011122612noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10770968.post-1122029582055982972005-07-22T10:53:00.000+00:002005-07-22T10:53:00.000+00:00I'm fine trill, but I suspect you were asking tina...I'm fine trill, but I suspect you were asking tina...<BR/><BR/>Dalek and Borg are back!! I had planned an entirely new version of this, but then couldn't be arsed.<BR/><BR/>I should just say that this strip is dedicated to the phone jockies at Pipex, who were both tedious to speak to and unhelpful. Good job lads.Herge Smithhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15701491477498598512noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10770968.post-1122029387464743462005-07-22T10:49:00.001+00:002005-07-22T10:49:00.001+00:00Ooh, I bet you're so pissed that I beat you to pol...Ooh, I bet you're so pissed that I beat you to pole position!Nobody Specialhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00936078617011122612noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10770968.post-1122029358741415062005-07-22T10:49:00.000+00:002005-07-22T10:49:00.000+00:00Hey, you! How are ya?Hey, you! How are ya?Nobody Specialhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00936078617011122612noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10770968.post-1122029257322389162005-07-22T10:47:00.001+00:002005-07-22T10:47:00.001+00:00Trillion, you're on the same time as me. I can't ...Trillion, you're on the same time as me. I can't believe we're finally synchronised again!Sniffyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13373942595139748242noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10770968.post-1122029225538510142005-07-22T10:47:00.000+00:002005-07-22T10:47:00.000+00:00Har har har har har har har!!!!! Step up from cal...Har har har har har har har!!!!! Step up from call centre. Fuck, that's funny.<BR/><BR/>Apparently, as part of the NHS "Agenda for change", I'm going to be assimilated. <BR/><BR/>Watch this space.Sniffyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13373942595139748242noreply@blogger.com