tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10770968.post6405324979955522382..comments2023-11-02T11:16:30.886+00:00Comments on Angry Chimp: It smells like summerHerge Smithhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15701491477498598512noreply@blogger.comBlogger8125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10770968.post-43183830561625550902008-05-22T23:25:00.000+00:002008-05-22T23:25:00.000+00:00Or a twizzle stick.Or a twizzle stick.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10770968.post-15468126584568089622008-05-22T20:23:00.000+00:002008-05-22T20:23:00.000+00:00Vaccines won't help you against the diseases harbo...Vaccines won't help you against the diseases harboured by the NHS, but a cocktail umbrella up your willy might.Sniffyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13373942595139748242noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10770968.post-55328288567832412652008-05-22T19:58:00.000+00:002008-05-22T19:58:00.000+00:00P&T - i already have suffered with a 'new' disease...P&T - i already have suffered with a 'new' disease - Stephacockaliticus. <BR/><BR/>It was a horrible struggle.<BR/><BR/>MJ - I keep my greasy weenie private<BR/><BR/>Tina - I live about 1 minute from the royal sussex hospital - one of the worst MRSA hospitals there is . No way you're getting me in there, don't care what vaccines I have.Herge Smithhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15701491477498598512noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10770968.post-24636526835419044192008-05-22T19:35:00.000+00:002008-05-22T19:35:00.000+00:00Please, please, please come back with some new kin...Please, please, please come back with some new kind of disease never encountered before.<BR/><BR/>Just think, you'd get fame and glory as a result.<BR/><BR/>And we'd be able to read all about your daily encounter with unexpected side effects.<BR/><BR/>Nothing fatal, you understand. Just exciting and unheard of. And with strange side effects like shitting Chihuahua's and blackcurrant jelly.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10770968.post-26905761944398244712008-05-22T18:12:00.000+00:002008-05-22T18:12:00.000+00:00I was talking to a friend who'd had a a kidney sto...I was talking to a friend who'd had a a kidney stone removed by something that was shoved up his willy and opened up like an umbrella. I wish I'd have known about the fish at the time.<BR/><BR/>I couldn't be bothered going somewhere where I'd need vaccinations; it's bad enough working in a hospital. Dirty places full of foreigners. Actually, instead of going on your tour, you could just spend three months touring various NHS hospitals and GP surgeries.Sniffyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13373942595139748242noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10770968.post-1688674330523494732008-05-22T15:11:00.000+00:002008-05-22T15:11:00.000+00:00Is that where you got the greasy weenie?Is that where you got the greasy weenie?The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10770968.post-20082470523106570482008-05-22T14:53:00.000+00:002008-05-22T14:53:00.000+00:00I think (hope) it's the Amazon - nasty, and really...I think (hope) it's the Amazon - nasty, and really tricky to get out, opens up like an umbrella.<BR/><BR/>Believe me, once this is done and over with and I'm back slaving in a job i hate I won't be able to afford to go anywhere farther south than the isle of wight. <BR/><BR/>PLUS - you live in an area of outstanding beauty and i bet now the summer is coming on again it's simply stunning!!! <BR/><BR/>You know it makes sense.Herge Smithhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15701491477498598512noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10770968.post-77933251248741299012008-05-22T14:50:00.000+00:002008-05-22T14:50:00.000+00:00I hope you realise that the most enjoyable part of...I hope you realise that the most enjoyable part of travel is the planning and the anticipation (apart from the jabs).<BR/><BR/>Actually, I'm just being a jealous bastard and beating myself up because I can afford to do what you are about to do and am not doing it.<BR/><BR/>Is that fish with spiny barbs that swims up your willy a native of the Mekong or the Amazon?garferhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11886540088842849166noreply@blogger.com