Here is the final list of names suggested for my tiny tin pal.
I would now like you all to select ONE and only ONE name from this list. If you are voting as an ANON please tell me who you are – I won’t be counting votes from ANON ANON’s (if you get what I mean).
ONE vote each please – first past the post wins.
In the event of a draw I will go with my own suggestion – ‘Shitty: the tiny tin robot’
The polls are now open – read the complete list below…
Pee wee
Herman
Mr. Pickles
Foster
Wee Dram
Air J
Gort Nano
Metal mickey
Private Iron (been done - Spaced)
I, Nobrot
Zprzzzkt
Angry chip
Angry Gimp
TinTin
Clunky
Little Gear Head (LGH for short)
Dalek Spunk
Tito
Lovebot.
Isilwen
Gizmo
Kill-o-tron 9000
R234
C321
Darth TitchyBot
TARDIS (Tiny And Relatively Dim In Sircuitry)
Tina
Marvin
Chimp-o-bot 9000
Waddletron
Edgar
Fuckhead.
I, Fuckhead.
Robbie the Fuckhead.
R2Fuckhead2.
Tinribs, aka Fuckhead.
My first tin chum, Fuckhead.
Fuckhead dreams of Electric Sheep
I cunt
Barry
Charlie
Kevin
George
Bill
Gerry
Colin
10100110
Monkeybot#1
Osama Bin Lidon
Spoon
Spindle
JimJam
Crypton
Teapot
Fskfuux
Iwbad
Compact Unmanned Nonsentient Technobot
Chuckles
Osama Tin Hardon
Guffbot
Dyson
Parp
Spazzo
Whindey Key
Mongy
Minger
Thelonious Boxface
… and now select your absolute favourite –(try not to just pick your own).
Polls close when I feel like it.
20 comments:
Apart from mine, obviously, I quite like Kevin and Fuckhead.
So which of the three times I asked for ONE and ONLY ONE name did you choose to ignore.
C'mon Tina, as my fav no#1 I expected atleast you to get it right.
ONE NAME ONLY PLEASE.
Tina, thanks for voting - I do appreciate it - but I am going to have to take Fuckhead as your final answer,
Angry Chip
Yes, Fuckhead it was, you should've known that.
I cunt.
'Compact Unmanned Nonsentient Technobot'
I don't know why, but one name seemed startlingly appropriate:
Tina
I kinda like "Thelonius Boxface" myself.
I cunt, coz this gives me an excuse to use the word cunt repeatedly. Yes. I cunt.
Thelonious Boxface.
It's the last one on the list and reminds me of someone/something.
Fuck knows what though.
I, CUNT
He looks pretty melancholy.
Colin's probably the most appropriately tragic.
Compact Unmanned Nonsentient Technobot.
Another cunt
I, Fuckhead, but only because it's got the extra syllable that's missing from I, cunt.
Obviously i think they're all rubbish except for the inspired fuckhead series. But since i can't vote for my own suggestion, i'll vote for
Thelonius Fuckface
just because i hate the word 'cunt'.
Oh .... i guess that's Boxface, not Fuckface
'Compact Unmanned Nonsentient Technobot'
Dude
This is a tough one.
A lot of good ones.
But I gotta give the nod to geology my vote
Gort Nano
So when are you gonna close the polls on this one, then? When you stop laughing and dry your tears after reading my blog?
Soz man, Got to vote for Whindey Key. Just love it & I put a lot of thought into it. :-)
Miles' mate
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