Monday, May 01, 2006

The abused throne

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Who is it that is put all this loo paper down the toilet?
Does someone have a grievance against the bog?

Are they trying to choke the crapper? And if so, why?

Of course, these public conveniences are seeing a lot of action,

They don't ask for this mistreatment; it is just the nature of the job.

Public pooper is a bleak future for a young Armitage Shanks.

5 comments:

Rowan said...

I hope there was a second John for you to choose from....

Sniffy said...

It's amazing how much we take toilet facilities for granted, but you really miss them when they're gone.

I had a nightmare about toilets the other night. I was in Berlin and their idea of toilets were these fold-down things that were just positioned along corridors in public places. You just sat there with your pants down, having a poo or a wee while everyone just walked by and ignored you. Needless to say I moved on to another dream segment pretty sharpish.

pissoff said...

Sniff... that sounds like the toilets in Canada - is that going to bother you?

thordora said...

just be glad it's not the ladies, where it's liable to be something red and floating.

M said...

Hey! You're posting about the same rate of speed as me. I wonder if we are still on the creme dela creme list.