Hello Chums. Look who popped up in my copy of The Guardian Guide yesterday. (The Guide is entertainment suppliment of the weekend Guardian newspaper).
Child, you will not escape my fury.
Do you see now? The Middle Class Child is real. And she's as disgustingly perky and well balanced as I ever dared imagine her to be.
And she's the same bloody age as the most recent chapter in her blessed life story (although it looks like things are going to get a little darler from here on in).
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Shouldn't that be 'Parents, you will not escape my fury'?
"My perfect weekend would be a posh one..."
shudder...
that's just creepy...
Y'know it's time you brought back Dave, I dunno, mixed up a bit, maybe with the D&B stuff. Yeah that'll be good.
Funny you should say that edwaado (funny in the sense that you've had a butchers at what's coming next on flikr - right?)
nope, but the fact you don't private your stuff does kinda spoil my spoiler.
never doubted it for a moment, figured she's a relative of yours or something.
Rowan, she's no family of mine. Just a twisted creation born out of hatred of her type of parents.
Edwaado - can't be arsed to private stuff - hardly anybody goes there anyway.
"My perfect weekend would involve being driven around the nearest council estate so I can laugh at all the people in the motorised scooters that they use to try and con social services into giving them an extension.
Daddy just built me my own 3 bedroom play house in the grounds."
Clever Tina - you managed to attack everyone in just a few words - you are indeed blessed.
Y'all know that I didn't make this post up right? - This REALLY did appear this weekend in the Guide - not even I am that twisted.
Cripes, Esme is a mullatto.
This means that her parents will be vegan media types who take the Guardian and employ Phillipino nannies.
They will not approve of private eduaction, but send Esme to a private school because 'the state sector is an absolute disgrace'.
Thanks for postiing this
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