Xuandu, Xuande; he’ll make you gargle with his wee.
Pulls out your teeth with his pliers;
Saws off your genitals with razor wires.
Pulls out your teeth with his pliers;
Saws off your genitals with razor wires.
Tuesday, December 06, 2005
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Eeeek, approaching the bloody conclusion and I really don't know if I can take anymore!!!!
Talk about ultimate humiliation; being made to drink samples of stale wee wee then having your ninnies mangled. Crikey!
He sounds a damn sight more humane than my dentist.
And my gynaecologists too, I'll warrant
"Ninnies"? Where on earth d'you get that phrase from?
Wondering who stabbing bachelor is based on. Maybe it's a sideways look at the more twisted parts of Herge's psyche that made this blog possible in the first place?
But more likely it's a load of bollocks and he's just made it up while waiting for the kettle to boil (he'll hate that, 'cos he puts loads of effort into these things -snigger-).
Well, you'd be wrong about that.
Herge, Happy Christmas. You know you can feel that tinsel tingle.
erm...
Fucking ouch!
*runs away, vowing never to return*
*sneaks back in to peek again*
Why can't he kill while wearing the elf shorts? Get em on Herge.
Damn Herge, these things are making me cringe
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