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- Herge Smith
- Sydney, NSW, Australia
- Born in chicago, raised in the city streets, my momma taught me the basic facts of life...
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- The stabbing bachelor - sallecazires
- An okay day (I suppose)
- The stabbing bachelor - roppidy reas
- The stabbing bachelor - quelle ce sires
- Herge Smith - What's your problem!?!
- The stabbing bachelor - pa pa pims
- How I won the Freakin' Green Elf Shorts.
- The stabbing bachelor - oh my dear
- The stabbing bachelor - na na nok
- Angry Chimp's 24 hour drinking binge.
- The stabbing bachelor - ming-a-ling
- Flu is coming to get you
- The stabbing bachelor - la la loon
- Murder they wrote (unless it sounds better as 'kil...
- The stabbing bachelor - kim da kot
- The complete 'The Thing by the river'.
- The stabbing bachelor - jim ja roo
- The truth via Xmas card 10
- The stabbing bachelor - igaroo
- Angry Chimp research team reveal truth behind Brit...
- The stabbing bachelor - ha na wow
- Day No.8
- The truth via Xmas card 8
- The stabbing bachelor - goo ga gum
- 2005: Blogged
- The stabbing bachelor - fe fi fun
- Day No.7
- Word verification - is it just me?
- The stabbing bachelor - em em mee
- The stabbing bachelor - dim de fop
- Karen asked...
- The stabbing bachelor - ca ca coo
- The stabbing bachelor - ba da bong
- The stabbing bachelor
- tired out...
- Ode to my Converse
- The truth via Xmas card 7
- The truth via Xmas card 6
- Day No.6
- Oooohhhh ahhhhhhh - whatever.
- Day No.5
- The truth via Xmas card 5
- Day No.4
- How should the poem end? - You decide!
- Day No.3
- The truth via Xmas card 4
- Day No.2
- The truth via Xmas card 3
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19 comments:
Wow, comment checked.
Superb.
Hrrrm, when you said you were going to try to publish these in a book of "Pomes for pooing", I hope you were being serious. You really do have to try.
We shall lobby the publishers for you.
As far as the subject of Thing's desire goes, I take it the bloodshot eyes and grimy-smelling ears are attractive attributes? If so, am I the object of Thing's desire?
I'm a sad geek. I got the "Star Wars" reference.
I'd write more, but I've got to re-order my Palitoy SW figures...
Your ears are grimy-smelling?
The Thing is not only anti-social, but a procrastinator too. Hmmm, sounds like me.
You liked that didntcha edwaado?
See, I take all comments (however retard) very seriously.
Tina - 'Poems for pooing' does indeed sound like a good idea (not necessarily my poems), perhaps I should pitch the idea to that company putting out Tim Worstalls book? They specialise in turning web stuff into books.
Steve - Which ones? I also liked the original Han Solo - big headed figure, before they rereleased a regular sized head.
MHN - He his king of the procrasinators.
I think a Chimp compilation is definitely called for.
I can't access blogger to post to Cakesniffers. I'm getting completely arsed off.
That's a bummer, man.
I've only done a couple of poems, might need a bit more padding out.
I have things to entertain blogworld with and I can't get in to fucking blogger! I think they're doing maintenance today - I did see something somewhere. Cocks. Oh well, there goes my grand idea for a farewell post.
What about the Librarian Degree stuff?
You could also have a chapter on the Strangeways.
What? You're not throwing in the towel are you?
No, not at all. Shows you how much attention you pay to me!
PC is having a new hard drive and OS tomorrow, so I don't know whether it'll be done soon and/or how easy it is for it to pick up the network for internet access and things once it's done. Do you know about that sort of thing? do you just plug it in and see if it finds it?
Anyway, upshot is that I might not be around to blog for a few days, or I might.
BTW can you access the blogger home page? I'm getting sod all.
Tis a pain intshitter.
Oh okay, I knew about that, but you did make it sound like you weren't coming back.
Shouldn't take too long if the person doing it isn't a total munter. I could probably do it in a few hours, following a number of mistakes and atleast two occasions of cold sweats and "Oh fuck, I've kileld my PC" momemts.
I'm getting blogger baby, read it and weep.
And I'm about to post a PROPER post. A dull on about today and my doggies.
Well, you're going to have to do without my wonderful post that is hanging about in the ether somewhere. I'd literally just clicked "publish post" and everything went tits up with Blogger.
It's a shame because I swear it was my BEST post ever.
Wow. That's a real shame.
What was it about?
About 12 paragraphs and 3 pictures long.
Hold on I need a corset, you see my sides are now splitting from the hilarity.
'visceral' is also an excellent word, but not as good as 'ennui'.
In view of your continuing pometastic endeavours, I feel that it would be highly appropriate for you to grow some long Byronic locks and shag aboot a bit.
I am looking forward to Tina's post, although it is a moot point whether I will be sober enough to read 12 paragraphs when it finally appears.
"Molester's broad grin!" :) :) :)
What rhymes with this: xjmbgy?
Wow, I"ve missed the regular party around here again, just some hangers on left about I'm sure.
Anyway, came to say I think this verse of thing's poem may be my favourite.
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