Saturday, November 19, 2005

The stabbing bachelor - igaroo

peach

Igaroo Igarish, cheese burger with fries is his favourite dish.
Abused by his uncle and called a peach;
poisoned him aged seven with a cup of bleach.

6 comments:

Sniffy said...

Imagine if any of this was autobiographical!

I find "peaches" quite a perverted word. When people say something is "peachy", it triggers a disturbed feeling in me. I don't know why. It's something to do with the connection with babies' bottoms I suppose.

But I do love a juicy peach at the height of the season.

Sniffy said...

And who poisoned whom? I'm a bit slow, but SB poisoned his uncle, no?

pissoff said...

Who Herge who? Who poisoned who?

Spirit Of Owl said...

It's inscrutable, s'what it is.

Anonymous said...

er, i suppose the 7-yr old poisoned his uncle as revenge, and then grew up into a stabbing bachelor. my guess.

i love peach fuzz. especially near the navel.

Rowan said...

I call a young girls private parts peaches Tina, now you'll be thinking of this when someone says somethings "peachy" fuzzy peaches....LOL