Ba da bong ba da bing, couldn’t get a job with a record from sing.
Took to watching women with their babies;
couldn’t stop itching from a dose of scabies.
Saturday, November 12, 2005
The stabbing bachelor - ba da bong
Ba da bong ba da bing, couldn’t get a job with a record from sing.
Took to watching women with their babies;
couldn’t stop itching from a dose of scabies.
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I like. Very much. Detractors are out of touch with modern prose. They would know genius should it hit them on the nose.
Accompanied by the odour of a long-dead dog, I think I've just pood a large hedgehog.
Ouch.
you need some calomine(sp) lotion or a good oatmeal bath. don't scratch!!!
As long as their not Norwegian scabies.
Yes nice prose I suppose
CCE - 'very nice prose I suppose' er, tar.
MHN - oatmeal bath? What's the ratio of oatmeal to water, or do you use milk?
Tina - What detractors? Is my poetry being unappreciated? Is the media backlashing against me?
ewww scabies
Of course I meant "wouldn't know genius"
I'm a dur
Not sure. fill your bath with warm to moderately hot water and put in a cup or so of oats. Never used it, but I have taken plenty of cold baths with vinegar for sunburns. Smelly, but effective.
A bath with a few pots of tea in it is also good for sunburns.
With their babies how?
Women with child? or is it women nursing? or I know, women giving birth? Taht's it isn't it? Nasty anyhow.
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