Sunday, February 14, 2010

The truth via Valentine card

We'll it's that time of year again when fake sentiments written by someone more articulate and creative than you are wrapped in paper envelopes and received with disappointment and disdain (in my experience anyway...).

Maybe that isn't the case for you (I don't know who the hell I'm talking to, I've pretty much alienated all my family, friends, co-workers, blog chums and now even my dog - yep, i'm pretty much talking to myself here) but in case it is here are a few card ideas you may like to cut out and send to that special someone.... or something, I don't judge.


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I'm such a terrible romantic... literally terrible...

6 comments:

Inexplicable DeVice said...

If only you'd published these a day earlier. Now I'll have to wait until next year.

garfer said...

Gawd, you do go on a bit.

I found love in Lidl over the frozen Canuck lobster.

It was meant to be, although the lobster didn't comment as it was frozen and suspiciously orange.

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Sniffy said...

Yeah, he goes on, and on and on and on.

But so do I...

spleenal said...

You're awesome.

Anonymous said...

Those were all better than what I received (And I could picture myself receiving one of those very cards).

Pissoff