Monday, May 01, 2006

The abused throne


Who is it that is put all this loo paper down the toilet?
Does someone have a grievance against the bog?

Are they trying to choke the crapper? And if so, why?

Of course, these public conveniences are seeing a lot of action,

They don't ask for this mistreatment; it is just the nature of the job.

Public pooper is a bleak future for a young Armitage Shanks.


Rowan said...

I hope there was a second John for you to choose from....

Sniffy said...

It's amazing how much we take toilet facilities for granted, but you really miss them when they're gone.

I had a nightmare about toilets the other night. I was in Berlin and their idea of toilets were these fold-down things that were just positioned along corridors in public places. You just sat there with your pants down, having a poo or a wee while everyone just walked by and ignored you. Needless to say I moved on to another dream segment pretty sharpish.

pissoff said...

Sniff... that sounds like the toilets in Canada - is that going to bother you?

thordora said...

just be glad it's not the ladies, where it's liable to be something red and floating.

MHN for short said...

Hey! You're posting about the same rate of speed as me. I wonder if we are still on the creme dela creme list.