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Dave Cylon

The REAL Middle Class Child 8.0.0

Hello Chums. Look who popped up in my copy of The Guardian Guide yesterday. (The Guide is entertainment suppliment of the weekend Guardian newspaper).

Child, you will not escape my fury.

Do you see now? The Middle Class Child is real. And she's as disgustingly perky and well balanced as I ever dared imagine her to be.

And she's the same bloody age as the most recent chapter in her blessed life story (although it looks like things are going to get a little darler from here on in).

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