Saturday, January 21, 2006

Fisting O' Fours

Hurrah! I love these things - hope you find this tiny insight into my life interesting - shout out to Decapitated US contractor for the tag!

Four jobs you have had in your life:

· Clown interrogator
· Child Catcher
· Lesbian
· Warlord (of Atlantis)

Four movies you would watch over and over:

· Zombi Holocaust
· Dirty Dancing: Havana Nights
· Ben Dover: Bum sex British style IV
· Star Wars Episode 2: Attack of the Clones (I only added this to shock)

Four places you have lived:

· Baghdad - Iraq
· Viltvodle VI
· Mick Hucknalls head
· Smallville

Four TV shows you love to watch:

· Crimewatch UK - update
· Charmed (Season 2 only)
· I dress up like birds (Sky One)
· Channel 5 weather

Four places you have been on vacation:

· Dantooine
· My inner self
· I was Austria when I went to France; was most confusing.
· The Kitchen

Four websites I visit daily:

· Lovely Ladyboys
· The Samaritans
· Statcounter
· Sunnydale online: A Buffy Chatroom

Four of my favourite foods:

· Poo on toast
· Dachshund trotter pan fried with edam (the cheese that is cooked in reverse)
· New born baby testicles with chips
· Penne pasta and Carbonara sauce – with poo.

Four places I would rather be right now:

· 1995
· Delos
· The lounge
· Behind you with a razor blade, about to slit your throat

Four bloggers I am tagging

· Licking cold semen from the public toilet cubical walls
· Mon jab sicks
· Willy itch
· Monkfish (of the yard)

13 comments:

Sniffy said...

Ho ho ho. You're such a wit.

"behind you with a razor to your throat" was my particular favourite.

Herge Smith said...

Yes, yes I am.

Did you follow all the links?

I am expecting you to do this next.

Sniffy said...

As an avid reader of my blog, I know that'll you'll have seen that I've already done it.

Comment on my genius for once, twat. I thought my new use for Patientline was quite humourous. Not as funny as you or trillion, obviously, but funny for me.

edwaado said...

Yeah, and can I have my Ben Dover DVD back now?

Anonymous said...

Wasn't Monkfish (of the yard) a Fast show character?

Sniffy said...

Ben Dover as in Ben Dover and Phil McCracken?

edwaado said...

with Jenny Taylor

(word verification: er fuk)

Herge Smith said...

I believe you did the twatcatcher version bunch o'fours (or judging by the majority of people who do these things - bunch o'bores)

I want you to do Fisting O'Fours - as I have done...

go on then...

And if it is genius, then maybe I'll comment on it... but not a moment sooner.

Sniffy said...

OK then you bastard!

Oh look: WV=eueen, that's almost "queen"

cali said...

When you mentioned standing behind me with a razor, I instinctively whirled around, grasping my trusty eight inch, glistening combat knife from my ankle sheath as I turned, and, with combat-honed, deadly speed, lashed out. Sadly my pet parakeet was sitting on the back of the chair, quietly enjoying your blog. You bastard!

I had no idea that Ben Dover, the wank channel favorite, had his own movie. Let alone IV of them!

Inexplicable DeVice said...

Poo on toast. Hee hee. Don't know why that in particular made me laugh, its disgusting.

Very much admire your blog. I plan to be a regular visitor...

Rowan said...

Well, cannot say that you didn't put thought into these answers to the mundane questions eh? I somehow think yours must be the most original.

mfs said...

Wow! So you've lived in Smallville... I've once vacation in the Hell-Mouth called Sunnydale. Currently the Hell-Mouth has moved across town and now resides with family... ;-)