Colleague: (Speaking to another colleague) ... and he killed her and her whole family...Me: (Butting in) What was that?
Colleague: You wouldn't have seen it.
Me: Seen what?
Colleague: I'm not telling you, you always slag off anything I watch.
Me: That's 'cause you watch loads of shit on telly.
Colleague: See, that's why I'm not telling you.
Me: Go on, I promise I won't say anything.
Colleague: Okay, did you see that programme last night about Gangsters?
Me: No, I'd never watch anything like that.
Colleague: Why not?
Me: I simply abhor the glorification of violence.
Colleague: But you like Daleks!
NAME THE ROBOT
On a not unrelated issue, please do ensure you have a go at naming this wee fella for me. If you win you will of course have the honour of becoming part of Angry Chimp history.