Colleague: (Speaking to another colleague) ... and he killed her and her whole family...
Me: (Butting in) What was that?Colleague: You wouldn't have seen it.
Me: Seen what?
Colleague: I'm not telling you, you always slag off anything I watch.
Me: That's 'cause you watch loads of shit on telly.
Colleague: See, that's why I'm not telling you.
Me: Go on, I promise I won't say anything.
Colleague: Okay, did you see that programme last night about Gangsters?
Me: No, I'd never watch anything like that.
Colleague: Why not?
Me: I simply abhor the glorification of violence.
Colleague: But you like Daleks!
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NAME THE ROBOT
On a not unrelated issue, please do ensure you have a go at naming this wee fella for me. If you win you will of course have the honour of becoming part of Angry Chimp history.
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12 comments:
Is that a Le Creuset pot?
You're having a fucking laugh!
Tina, you are a philistine. Le Creuset is Top Banana.
Just admit it.. you're just too weak and therefore are a weak link in the evolutionary chain and should be culled along with grey squirrels.
Yup.
Amen, Funny Thing! Very sly, Herge.
fskfuux
this is my next suggestion, as well as the word verification.
Le Creuset are shit and for posers. Get some proper pans.
I have never posed next to a saucepan.
I bet you are a poser though, FT. You seem the type.
emulating his idol arnold schwarzenager in Terminator 2, little dalek spunk is going to end his existence by submerging himself in a crucible of moltent steel (no doubt believing he will save humanity from a world in which the robots have taken over). lacking both a crucible and moltent steel, he has decided that a Le Creuset pot full of boiling pasta will have to do.
still going with Compact Unmanned Nonsentient Technobot.
It is Le Creuset, too. You should see Herge's colinder...
i'd love to see all of Herge's appliances and labour-saving devices.
The very same one, apparently. Alessi, don't you know.
What are you doing with Tinas' crock????
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