Competion closes at sometime on Sunday DEAD! - So get those last minute entries in. I will then collate the answers and select a winner and finally get rid of these fucking elf shorts. Hurrah!!!
Some say they were forged deep in the firey guts of Mount Doom – but that turned out to be bollocks.
Others would have you believe they were stitched by the nimble fingers of the water babies forced to toil in the great halls of apocryphal tales to fashion a garment with only a thread of false promises and needles of viscous marks. Again, that was balls.
Did they fall from the heavens, comfortably covering a renounced Angel’s shame? No.
Were they spat forth from a mighty Kraken when it had a nasty cough and a bit of a runny nose? N'ah
The truth of the matter isthey were made in China, probably by some poor exploited child earning less than a dollar a day (Which to be honest would be useless to the child anyway seeing as how the currency in China is the Renminbi).
They are 100% polyester – and they look it. But they are machine washable which is convenient seeing as how many bums they had knowledge of.
Anyway… some history.
George and Andrea started a phenomenon known as WATES otherwise known as Where Are The Elf Shorts. Many fortunate people have had the honour of displaying their wears and modelling the coveted Elf Short including... Frally, Jon, Kim, Karen, Owl, Strude, Puppdaddy, Matthias, and the gorgeous April Pissoff.
The deal is, once you receive the elf shorts you must model them and post your pic for the world to see. Then you, the blogger, has the opportunity of creating a caption to the picture of you adorned in the lovely green elf shorts.
The shorts have circled the globe - landing in Canada twice - on an ever fascinating and adventurous journey! (They have had a very long holiday in Malvern and the West Coast of Scotland – sorry about that).
Now, it's your turn to have a chance to win the fabulous Elf Shorts. It's simple - come up with a caption to go along with this picture of me in the Elf Shorts and you too could be the next lucky recipient.
Give it a go – this picture will be top post for 5 days.