Friday, September 02, 2005

Buy me a Dalek!

My Birthday is this month, so if anyone want to get me a present... and you just don't know what to get me...well... I don't currently have my very own Dalek...

Pleeeeaaaassssseeeeee... get me a Dalek... pleeeeaaaasssseeeeee

Here is what this bad boy can do;

# 360 degree travel including going down stairs (not up).
# 20 phrases, also blast sound and boozy blow off
# 12" tall
# Flashing lights & speech including "Alright Mush", "Piss flaps", "You frigger" and "Exterminate"
# Illuminated eye (after catching a dose)
# Automated Head & Eye movement
# Pose-able gun & arm (but unlike Action Man can not be posed to look like a bender)
# Pose-able rotating centre section for 'combat/ disco mode'
# Styled Control Unit
# Will call you Davros, or Imperial Dalek - preference switch included

PLEASE... please, for all the times I've made you laugh (not including the NY Post bit, which in retrospect might have been a mistake). Go on - I'm worth it, right?

Anyway, here are some more of the cool things this radio controlled Dalek can say:

Remote Dalek 1 Remote Dalek 2 Remote Dalek 3 Remote Dalek 9 Remote Dalek 8 Remote Dalek 4 Remote Dalek 5 Remote Dalek 7 Remote Dalek 6

PLLLLLEEEEAAAASSSSSEEEEE...

I WANT MY OWN DALEK!!!!!

22 comments:

JJ said...

I want one!!!

thordora said...

get yrself a donation button, and I'm sure everyone will throw in for your Dalek..

Damn...now I want one....

aasmodeus said...

hahaha!

The NY Post bit was not a mistake at all. It encouraged people to discuss something obviously important to all involved. Good on ya, mate.

cali said...

I want one! I want one!
Its my birthday in a few weeks, gimme one, gimme one!
A black one or a red one would be nice.
Or both!
A whole set!
A squadron!
An invasion fleet!

aasmodeus said...

i couldn't afford that so I googled for "Dalek Sex Toy". First hit? The "P-Mate" I have a feeling you won't be needing one of those though.

MHN for short said...

Aaah, Aas, how you make me laugh!!!!

If I knew "where" to get you your very own Dalek, I would!! Does the thought count here?

Karen said...

Do what Thordora suggested. We can all kick in a little for ya, Herge.

(Here's a question: can the Dalek do physiotherapy for a slightly-wonky-backed dog?)

Steve Dix said...

The NY post thing was a bit rough..

It's definitely not a good time for Katrina and the Waves to reform.

Steve Dix said...

Oh, and Aasmodeus...

http://moblog.co.uk/blogs/925/moblog_86221b2457250.jpg

garfer said...

Hmmmph. It's about time you stopped hankering after these childish toys and shouldered your burdens as a proper adult.
Where can I get one?

Nobody Special said...

Give us your address and I'll buy you a dalek, Herge!

red one said...

Herge, you deserve a dalek.

hope you live on the ground floor.

red

Lord Bargain said...

Red

tsk. Daleks can float up stairs and stuff these days. That one chased after Billie and that dude from Coronation Street in the last series....

Get your family to give you vouchers, sell them on e-bay and use the cash to buy yourself a Dalek, young man. Everyone's a winner.

Rowan said...

Go with Thordora's idea, and I'll chip in too!

Faltanus said...

when does the accompanying borg action figure come out? you can't have one without the other, can you?

Anonymous said...

steve dix, hahahaha!!! that was rich! i wonder if it senses its "user" moving more rapidly and starts uttering "exterminate! exterminate! exterminate!"

--Aas (blogger is REALLY being a blowhard, intit?)

Anonymous said...

Wow, you weren't joking, you can actually buy one of these things. And here I thought a Dalek was a product of your imagination.

If it didn't say all of those delightful little things, would you be dissapointed?

Aak

Anonymous said...

BTW, any blog that can get 40 plus hits on a topis that has nothing to do with sex,porn, masturbation, mammary guessing games, or accidental public hair removal is never a mistake. While it might not have turned out the way you had anticipated, I think it giving people an opportunity to express themselves (even if that opportunity was accidental) was extremely valuable.

Fondly,
Aak

pissoff said...

Herge...and I had something else in mind for you. But if it's a Dalek you want....

Karen said...

Mammary guessing games? Hey, where can I find the blog about that?

L said...

I'd like my own Dalek too. I'd bring it to work and tell it to disintegrate the Evil SecretaryBeast

edwaado said...

So I take it posty was overburdened this morning?