Monday, September 12, 2005

WE LOVE EACH OTHER - The Guardian Magazine 10/09/05

Reprinted with no permission from The Guardian Weekend Suppliment 10/09/05

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THE WEEKEND MAGAZINE: Grey dry rutting


Dee & Mike Pullan


Mike When I get back from the office, she always has my dinner ready and waiting for me on the table. Just like it should be, she always says. After dinner, I clear away the dishes and we will play a hand of Rummy or Crib. Sometimes there is a spot of digging in the garden to do. We like to be in bed before ten with a good book and occasionally, when we are feeling a bit frisky, a hot mug of choco.

Dee I keep a clean and tidy house. I get frustrated when a neighbour comes round and does not think to use a coaster under their cup of tea, or lets crumbs from the Battenberg fall on to the carpet which will inevitably get trampled into the shag. He is always saying that we will soon have to start eating corpses at the rate we are going through neighbours and homeless teenage prostitutes. Craig Taylor

8 comments:

MHN for short said...

Ah...the couple that no one would suspect. It's the neat freaks you have to watch out for...and the quiet ones.

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thordora said...

that is one BUTTUGLY couch

Karen said...

OMG, until the last line I could have believed it was real!

garfer said...

Chintz and necrophilia. the perfect combination.

MHN for short said...

Nice Garfer!! lol:-D

Sylvana said...

It's so beautiful to know that there just may be the right match for everyone out there- even cannibals.

Rowan said...

I sometimes wish I got the guardian in Canada, so I could compare the real tale to yours, yours is prolly better though