Monday, September 19, 2005

Shut the fuck up and listen to me!

Shut up


Cakesniffer and Chimp are joing forces in the Anakin Fucking Skywalker of Blogs: Shut the fuck up and listen to me!

In addition to our usual stuff at Cakesniffers and Angry Chimp, Shut the fuck up and listen will hopefully allow us to get back to some of the more vitriolic, unprovoked and unreasonable observations and attacks that we started our respective blogs with way back. We'll also be able to do some joint things.

Not sure how it's going to work just yet. It won't be pretty - no graphics and very few or no photos - but it might be fun.

Cakesniffers and Chimp will remain as they are, but Shut the fuck up will allow us to vent our respective spleens in full, glorious beige.

Visit early so you can tell the grandkids you were there from the start.

25 comments:

garfer said...

This is excellent news. Unreasonable, splenetic posts with pleny of swearing please.

Sniffy said...

Well, I've just had a go at Christmas cards. It's going to be baby sparrows and fluffy ducklings next.

Anything in this universe is fair game.

Fuck political correctness - it's for mongs.

Herge Smith said...

Yeah, and I'm gonna have a go at mongs!

Sniffy said...

We need to do mongs together Herge.

Herge Smith said...

You know, that will be the statement that finally gets us all put behind bars.

Sniffy said...

Yeah, if taken out of context. I have a legitimate reason.

Herge Smith said...

Why? Are you really a mong?

Herge Smith said...

Don't be shy, you're 'among' friends.

Oh God - the quality, it's dying!

Sniffy said...

I was attacked by one when I was a kid - she stole my digdaw, the big, scary bitch.

Wyndham said...

I'm sure it will be excellent but calling it the Anakin Skywalker of blogs doesn't inspire confidence. don't say that again!

Herge Smith said...

Wyndham, my first choice was The Binks of all blogs.

Nobody Special said...

Tina - and then about 30 years later another big scary bitch (okay, short , oddly scary to some, and only a bitch when she's feeling bad) went to the ends of the Earth (okay, Morissons) to find you another Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs digdaw.

That's love for you (in case you were in any doubt).

Nobody Special said...

I'm thinking of asking Edwaado to do a joint blog with me. We can be the antidote, when the joint forces of the Chimp and the Sniffer get too much for people of a nervous disposition.

thordora said...

please also go after people named Buffy, Bambi or Candi. Those who aren't strippers mind you....

treacletrade said...

As I find Cakesniffer's blog extremely offensive I wont bother with your joint effort, but I enjoy your picture stuff.

aasmodeus said...

Hrm...

Mebbe you should put stfualtm on the women's blogroll...

Nobody Special said...

I see Tina has yet another fan!

Rowan said...

Ok think I am beginning to get a mental picture of a true mong, but what on earth is digdaw?

MHN for short said...

That should be interesting.

Sniffy said...

Treacletrade can go fuck emselves in their pathetic caravan of shite for all I care. Wanker.

How can you find Cakesniffers offensive you fucking cocksucking, shitforbrains, twat? It has picture of fountains and churches and sunsets and everything.

Fucking cunt. Get yourself a fucking blog and I'll show you how offensive I can be you tosser.

thordora said...

tina, wanna come visit my workplace so I few people might start crying and quit.

Sniffy said...

With pleasure, Thodora!

treacletrade said...

I think I will get a blog now - considering how much RUBBISH there is out there. I guarantee it will be fresh & exciting with a whole new look never before seen in blogland.

Sniffy said...

Good, you fucking fucktard tosser.

Sniffy said...

It'll the blog version of a caravan-related tailback on the A17. Can't fucking wait.