Wednesday, September 21, 2005

Finally, some Angry Chimp merchandise.

Angry Chimp T-Shirt
(actually size shown)

Well, it's been a long time coming but here it is folks, the first in a whole range of quality Angry Chimp merchandise that will improve your life, make you more socially acceptable, and act as an ace talking point in the Supermarket.

"Goodness, that's a lovely T-Shirt, would you like to have sex with me?"


This response to wearing an Angry Chimp T-Shirt is guaranteed*


Dirt cheap, I mean extremely good value at just £29.99 (inc VAT, ex P&P) or about $50 if you're a yank. Dunno about the Canadian rate so don't ask.


Order today and finally get a bit of attitude into your life.


COMING SOON:
Badges (buttons) of all your favourite Angry Chimp characters, including; Dalek, Borg, Smash Robot, Dalek presenter no.1, Dalek organiser no.1, Dalek field reporter no.2. and many more... oh and Cylon.




*Obviously it is nothing of the sort.

17 comments:

pissoff said...

Herge - they are lovely T-shirts and I'd love to have one. Unfortunately I don't earn enough money to buy one. If you convert that into Canuk dollars it equals a cool $63.29. Unfortunately my budget cannot condone or afford such an extravagant item.

Herge Smith said...

Thanks April - fortunately they ain't really for sale. It's just a joke.

Angry Chimp will NEVER sell out.

(least of all for £29.99!)

Angry Chimp: Keeping it real!

Chicka said...

Herge, that's a lovely shirt. Will you have sex with me?

::stumbles away stunned::

aasmodeus said...

Ooooooo, will the cylon shirt have led's that woo woo, woo woo? And, if you press the button that's attached and says "Press Me", it says "BY YOUR COMMAND"?

L said...

damn! that is the angriest chimp I've ever seen

DrMax said...

Yes Herge that is a lovely shirt...and you look so fit in it. You have such broad sholder......HOLY CRAP! What am I saying? It's those damn monkey eyes....careful there Herge, I'm not sure you really want a shirt that makes EVERYONE want to have sex with you.

Sniffy said...

Of course, the deal with that Canuks is to trade with them since they're not quite up to speed with the concept of money. I managed to get a whole load of stuff from April for the Boxing Day Running Buffet in exchange for an old t-shirt that the cat had been using for a bed. Still, it seemed to do the trick; wearing it makes plenty of people want to have sex with her.

garfer said...

I think I should produce a Tunnocks Teacakes t shirt. They woud be guaranteed to work as a contraceptive.

thordora said...

puffincunt shirts for work!

aasmodeus said...

I'd hate to be set upon by a gang of submissive chimps all in heat because of the angry chimp stare...

It's like that movie, Twelve Monkeys?

Rowan said...

whoah, i mean, i knew the chimp was angry, but damn, that thing there is almost more of a Christine Car meets It meets a chimp. Scary shit! Still, if it were for sale, I'd buy one!

Karen said...

Herge, go to Cafe Press and open up shop. Sounds like your fans want it.

LOL @ Dr. Max's comment.

Faltanus said...

oh yeah, the exchange rate with Canada right now is very nice. you walk into a store and see a shirt you like and you notice the price tag says something outrageous like $147.00 but then you realize that's CANADIAN dollars and when you convert to US dollars it turns out you will only be paying something like $3.95. o.k. maybe that is a teeny tiny exaggeration, but still, last time i went shopping up north i got some really great bargains because of the exchange rate.

cali said...

I want a dalek button. One that says "Exterminate! Exterminate!". I want one! I want one!

pissoff said...

faltanus that's no joke. Our money doesn't go far. Not only that but our gas is up to $1.15/litre.

red one said...

I still want an Angry Chimp grow your own triffid kit. So I'm saving my £29.99.

red

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