Sunday, March 06, 2005

We hate each other

couple 2

Pendrick Montague & Agatha Norris-Love

Pendrick She is fanatical about her routines, up at 7am, shower 7.15am, breakfast 7.40am right through to supper at 8.15pm, bed at 10.05pm. It was endearing at first, but it soon became like a Chinese water torture. If I ever get in the way, it puts her in an evil mood all day.

Agatha He has no idea when the house is dirty; clothes pile up all around us, as does the dust. His personal hygiene is not any better. He shouts at the TV when I watch any programmes about celebrities. He swears loudly in public.

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