She has to be quite nice to me though, 'cos her birthday's pretty soon after mine. Apparently I owe her presents for the 2 birthdays that we weren't talking too (well I wasn't talking to her anyway).
What could I possibly get her that is as lovely as the Rusty Cock though? Antibiotic-resistant Stephacockaliticus maybe?
It's the pub I usually go to, if I go out. It's really cool - have a complete mix of the malvern community - oldies, youngs, trendies, alternatives, pikes, artist types... I like it. I take the dog.
Aren't you worried about stalkers, Herge? You may laugh but Tina has a track record for this kind of thing. Admit it, I've worried you now! Just in case you need it, I find she can be easily distracted by the mention of going to feed ducks, or a promise of a takeaway curry if she's good. Just don't forget the garlic wings or she'll go ape!
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No doubt one of these will be winging its way to me soon.
Yours will be different - It'll be 'You're my best friend - even though you fucking crossed me' - Judging by the number of MMT's you've now done.
You have a point.
She has to be quite nice to me though, 'cos her birthday's pretty soon after mine. Apparently I owe her presents for the 2 birthdays that we weren't talking too (well I wasn't talking to her anyway).
What could I possibly get her that is as lovely as the Rusty Cock though? Antibiotic-resistant Stephacockaliticus maybe?
love it!!!
you aren't in london are you?
Nah, Midlands - in a small boring town called Malvern. (where the water comes from).
It's shit today, all this death and destruction...
Like the bad old days of the IRA bombings.
I am evil.
I love Trillion. She's going to get the best brithday card EVER this year. I'm going to commission Herge to design one for me :)
When do you need it by?
What do you want on it.
Probably best to email, so Trill doesn't get anymore info on it.
Cash or cheque?
I know Malvern. Quaint little town. Been to a pub there once, The Horses Head or summat like that
Anon, are you thinking of the Nags Head?
Yeah that's the one!
It's the pub I usually go to, if I go out. It's really cool - have a complete mix of the malvern community - oldies, youngs, trendies, alternatives, pikes, artist types... I like it. I take the dog.
How'd you find my blog btw?
You take Dixon in there?
Came across it a while ago, just flicking through random blogs and came across yours
You bet - I love the attention.
Is this the first time you've commented?
No i have commented before. Just don't like to give anything away. maybe one day......
So let me get this straight.....edwaado and shipcreak are friends of yours?
Yep. Good friends.
Aren't you worried about stalkers, Herge?
You may laugh but Tina has a track record for this kind of thing.
Admit it, I've worried you now!
Just in case you need it, I find she can be easily distracted by the mention of going to feed ducks, or a promise of a takeaway curry if she's good. Just don't forget the garlic wings or she'll go ape!
What? Are you saying Anon is Tina?
Anon, are you Tina?
Or are you talking about the card thing?
Yeah, that sums up how I value friendship alas.
I can verify that I am in fact NOT Tina. Who's Tina again?
i'm so confused...
Thor - I'm with you, I've no idea what's going on.
Maybe its Sam?
"Who's Tina?" Cheeky fucker!
Mid-August Herge. I think you should create something from your knowledge of my friendship with Trillion.
MAYBE it's the "Super, Super secret, "we're so secret even Al-Queda" hasn't heard of us branch of Al Quaeda"...(however you spell the damn word)
Not minimizing what happened. I just get amused by their names after awhile.
The card should also say, "or sleep with my boyfriend".
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