Thursday, July 07, 2005

the truth via greeting card 22

best friends

27 comments:

Nobody Special said...

No doubt one of these will be winging its way to me soon.

Herge Smith said...

Yours will be different - It'll be 'You're my best friend - even though you fucking crossed me' - Judging by the number of MMT's you've now done.

Nobody Special said...

You have a point.

She has to be quite nice to me though, 'cos her birthday's pretty soon after mine. Apparently I owe her presents for the 2 birthdays that we weren't talking too (well I wasn't talking to her anyway).

What could I possibly get her that is as lovely as the Rusty Cock though? Antibiotic-resistant Stephacockaliticus maybe?

MHN for short said...

love it!!!

thordora said...

you aren't in london are you?

Herge Smith said...

Nah, Midlands - in a small boring town called Malvern. (where the water comes from).

It's shit today, all this death and destruction...

Like the bad old days of the IRA bombings.

Sniffy said...

I am evil.

I love Trillion. She's going to get the best brithday card EVER this year. I'm going to commission Herge to design one for me :)

Herge Smith said...

When do you need it by?

What do you want on it.

Probably best to email, so Trill doesn't get anymore info on it.

Cash or cheque?

Anonymous said...

I know Malvern. Quaint little town. Been to a pub there once, The Horses Head or summat like that

Herge Smith said...

Anon, are you thinking of the Nags Head?

Anonymous said...

Yeah that's the one!

Herge Smith said...

It's the pub I usually go to, if I go out. It's really cool - have a complete mix of the malvern community - oldies, youngs, trendies, alternatives, pikes, artist types... I like it. I take the dog.

How'd you find my blog btw?

Anonymous said...

You take Dixon in there?

Came across it a while ago, just flicking through random blogs and came across yours

Herge Smith said...

You bet - I love the attention.

Is this the first time you've commented?

Anonymous said...

No i have commented before. Just don't like to give anything away. maybe one day......

So let me get this straight.....edwaado and shipcreak are friends of yours?

Herge Smith said...

Yep. Good friends.

Nobody Special said...

Aren't you worried about stalkers, Herge?
You may laugh but Tina has a track record for this kind of thing.
Admit it, I've worried you now!
Just in case you need it, I find she can be easily distracted by the mention of going to feed ducks, or a promise of a takeaway curry if she's good. Just don't forget the garlic wings or she'll go ape!

Herge Smith said...

What? Are you saying Anon is Tina?

Anon, are you Tina?

Or are you talking about the card thing?

Rowan said...

Yeah, that sums up how I value friendship alas.

Anonymous said...

I can verify that I am in fact NOT Tina. Who's Tina again?

thordora said...

i'm so confused...

Herge Smith said...

Thor - I'm with you, I've no idea what's going on.

edwaado said...

Maybe its Sam?

Sniffy said...

"Who's Tina?" Cheeky fucker!

Sniffy said...

Mid-August Herge. I think you should create something from your knowledge of my friendship with Trillion.

thordora said...

MAYBE it's the "Super, Super secret, "we're so secret even Al-Queda" hasn't heard of us branch of Al Quaeda"...(however you spell the damn word)

Not minimizing what happened. I just get amused by their names after awhile.

Karen said...

The card should also say, "or sleep with my boyfriend".