Saturday, July 09, 2005

the truth via greeting card 24

friend with benefits

21 comments:

edwaado said...

At last, I needed one of those.

MHN for short said...

Very good!!! I likie, likie!

Sniffy said...

Oh God, Trillion will be expecting one of these from me...

Not that i'm shallow or anything.

edwaado said...

Have you seen this, similar but with T shirts

Herge Smith said...

Edwaado, if you think those T-Shirts are similar to what I do, frankly I'm insulted. Those are fucking rubbish 'I'm with stupid' type jokes.

Sniffy said...

You're a very sensitive young man, aren't you Herge?

A very "artistic" temperament, I'd say.

Herge Smith said...

Seriously though, have you seen the shit he means - he's having a fucking laugh - well edwaado, you can kiss your trip to the flicks next week goodbye.

- Sod it, I'll still go with ya bud.

Tina, whatever do you mean?

edwaado said...

He's right actually, but the one that caught my eye was the 'Sorry you have dysentry' which he no doubt wont admit is similar to some of the get well card ideas.

edwaado said...

That should have been 'you have died of dysentery'. Fuck it.

Yes herge you're right, nothing like anything you've ever done. ever.

Herge Smith said...

See that's fair enough, but don't be saying 'these are similar' when only ONE does.

Thank you.

And 'you have died of dysentery' doesn't make any sense and isn't funny. It's just rubbish.

Sniffy said...

Sorry Herge, I was busy being creative and I neglected you.

You could make a mint out of your gear, particularly the strangeways characters and Dalek & Borg.

It's really difficult trying to type with a high-energy rave mix of Kylie's "What do I have to do?" playing. Jesus, where's my "next" button? That's the danger of Windows Mediaplayer on shuffle play: "Last Christmas" by Wham. Tsk.

Herge Smith said...

Hmm, not sure anyone would be interested.

And, I wouldn't know where to start in terms of pimping my stuff around.

People are more interested in looking at an old neglected dachshund licking it's arse, quite frankly.

Karen said...

Edwaado - those t-shirts are actually kinda funny, heh heh heh... Uh, but not high brow stuff like Hergie's creations.

People are more interested in looking at an old neglected dachshund licking it's arse, quite frankly.

Oh yes baby, give it to momma, you know what I like!!

MHN for short said...

Hey Sugar~ i just put the list in order of prefference as requested. Take a look when you have the time. Oh, btw: when someone from the UK call's you a "bint" is it considered a derogatory term?

Herge Smith said...

Yep, unless the person who said it either doesn't know any better, or thinks it's funny.

In either case it's still derogatory.

MHN for short said...

hmmm. may have to give Garf a tongue lashing, it will not be fun for him, I assure you!

Herge Smith said...

Yeah, I'm not sure about that one.

MHN for short said...

The way I look at it, if you say something rude, but in a teasing manner, then it's all good, but the second it becomes mean, it's on BUBBA! In Texas we have a saying, "You mess with the bull, you get the horns."

Herge Smith said...

You know I meant, I not sure about him... right?

I agree, his blog is fairly aggresive, as is his manner. It may just be a regional thing.

A bit like blokes who think its acceptable to call women 'birds' and don't consider for one second that they may find it offensive.

MHN for short said...

Yes, I knew you meant him. I've read his stuff. Pretty harsh. I'll give him the benefit of the doubt on this one, but if it happens again, he's verbal toast.

Rowan said...

beautiful