Saturday, July 30, 2005

WE LOVE EACH OTHER - The Guardian Magazine 23/07/05

Reprinted with no permission from The Guardian Weekend Suppliment 23/07/05

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THE WEEKEND MAGAZINE: Puffincunts.


Laura Hayley & Mauro Picotto


Mauro The fact that she has two first names does not really bother me at all anymore. When I first saw her walking home from school I knew she was the right one, she went with my art so perfectly. The blues, the leaning; it was all there from the first moment. It is a very physical relationship, partly because she has great knockers, but mostly because I really do not like to talk to her much. I am much more comfortable just sitting around in bars, at clubs and in public parks looking cool, with my cool looking girlfriend. That is my art.

Laura He’s a lovely bloke, very much like me old man. Funny enough he’s the same age as me Dad. I do really love him; he’s got loads of money, a really smart motor and an amazing big warehouse type flat. He’s got some excellent mates as well and we’re always going to parties and that. I don’t really ‘get’ his art. I like it I suppose, the shapes and colours and that. He always sez that I wasn’t put on this planet to think, just to look good. That’s fair enough I suppose.Craig Taylor

13 comments:

edwaado said...

She is hot though.

mazmad said...

Seems like a very honest, sensible young lady to me! Oh well, as long as they are both happy, who cares?

thordora said...

you know....it does kinda look like he actually IS her father.

Karen said...

She didn't mention if he had a big THING or not.

Sniffy said...

The size of his thing doesn't matter when he's got loads of money. She's probably shagging his/her best mate anyway.

garfer said...

Smug and thick. The perfect couple.

cali said...

dumb and dumber - perfect. may they be happy together for the rest of their week or so.

pissoff said...

face it...you'd have to be a complete twat to even think about putting a fuckwit picture like that of yourself in a paper let alone a little blurb about yourself. Fucking TWATS.

thordora said...

I believe the giant blue smurfy phallic symbol is his "thing"/ Pointed and lacking blood flow.

Ship Creak said...

Well I wish them every happiness for the future. I'm sure he's in it for her scintillating wit and good sense of humour.

She's in it for the money though, definately.

Sniffy said...

We Love Each Other: April Pissoff and Scott Fucktard. I can see it now.

pissoff said...

Yeah...they need a "We hate each other." It's kind of like "The War of the Roses" Our love has turned to hate over the years and we'll end up killing each other....!

Friggin lame ass fucktard.

MHN for short said...

Divorce, NEVER!!!!!!!! Murder....maybe....