Saturday, May 07, 2005

WE LOVE EACH OTHER - The Guardian Magazine 07/05/05

Reprinted with no permission from The Guardian Weekend Suppliment 07/05/05

THE WEEKEND MAGAZINE: I love the smell of KY in the morning.

Tony & Olive Pengelly

Tony We first got involved in the group when we retired. She was keener than I was, I must admit. I could not get the hang of the buckles; they would chaff something rotten. That was almost ten years ago and I still manage to get up to full attention when I see her being rear-ended by a fat man in a gimp suit.

Olive My favourite is the latex nurses outfit. He says that I would wear it all the time if I could. We spend more now on lubrication than we do pork chops. The children don’t really understand, they think we should be wearing zip up fur lined boots rather than collar, muzzle, rubber chaps and large black ribbed 10-inch dongs. You are never too old to play, that’s what we say. Craig Taylor

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boabhan sith said...

LOL....I wanna wear the gimp suit when I get to be their age!

chris said...

some of my grandparents are still alive you bastard!

Sniffy said...

Yeah Chris, and now you know what they're really up when they say they've been "enjoying the garden".

Herge Smith said...

Ms Sith, it's never too early to slip into the gimp suit.

Chris - these are your grandparents??
Wow what a coincidence. They are qay perverted though mister. Seriously kinky.

Tina, Where you been? I rely on you for comments - too busy entertaining ladylovers over at yours I see.


Karen said...

Where are you getting this stuff? DISTUUUUUURBING!!!