John Dungravel & Frances Ford
John I used to borrow my cellmates cologne when I knew she’d be visiting. It was called ‘The Beast Inside’, that’s what I thought I was. It was refreshing that my past didn’t bother her; she could see the love I had hidden inside me. Even my history with little ‘Lilly’ and the twins, didn’t dissuade her from coming to see me.
Frances It was his smell that did it. I knew he did not bathe much, due to the threat of violent buggery in the showers, but he still made an effort. I had contacted him through a specialised Internet newsgroup; he thought I was a 12-year-old girl called Lesley. He did not mind when he found out I was 47. He said at least I had a vagina. I decided to wait for him.
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11 comments:
OMG!!
That's fucking SICK!
LOL...@ least she had a vagina...lol, picky picky
Yeah, he got lucky alright.
You would never guess the filth our British Newspapers will publish.
Honestly, it's beyond the pale, really.
The media has a lot to answer for. Thank goodness for the honesty and integrity of the Angry Chimp!
Hurrah!!! Cakesniffer has returned!!! Yeah.
Honestly without you and Sam www.halfanidentity.blogspot.com visiting it's become terribly lonely over here.
But as always I must add that I simply REPORT what's going on, I don't make it.
Get up, the MC has started
Pump up the house and groove it
Stop, you're in a shakedown zone
You like bass, I love it to the bone
Hustle, I got muscle
Time to rock 'cause the rhythm is trouble
Dance, let's go crazy
When you see me shout Rebel MC
Outlaw kicking up dust
You know what it is, I'm just street tuff
That's me, street "tuff" from a hectic day of sniffing babies and pensioners. I suppose that's what comes from having the election slogan "Keep it Sniffy".
You like my election song though? I figured it's much better than any shite that prick Bono could come up with. Actually, it's stolen from Double Trouble and the Rebel MC, but it's old enough for nobody to notice.
Bono is a right cunt.
End world debt, buy my album, look at me I'm professionally oirish
His fucking bands shite as well.
Hey, we're all street tuff over here!
EEEEEwwwwwWWWWWWW!!!!!!!! Okay, ew.
Yest, still I laughed. Thanks. Great site.
And thanks for visiting over at Millicent!
Nice to have you here Millicent,
and Linsey, seriously girl, you don't want to get involved with the sicko's that read and appear in the Guardian.
And I'm sure you have a very nice vagina, but you should save it for a nice boy and not waste it on jail birds.
hope that helps.
Shit herge, I didn't notice that going into the Grauniad. The Convict is alway ready to end any dry spells ;)
That's just wrong. Now if I can just stop laughing...
disgusting and funny at the same time...............
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