Thursday, May 26, 2005

JU-KYU

your mate dave on girlfriend

6 comments:

Jessie said...

*slap*

Karen said...

And we care... why?

Kenny said...

What Dave means to say is that his girlfriend used to star in hard-core porn films, involving midgets, farmyard animals and Terry Wogan.

Nobody Special said...

Yeah, and they only met because he won the 'wanker of the month award' at his local Blockbusters.

Connie said...

His girlfriend got to keep all the lovely Marks and Spencers clothes she modeled in the flyer as well I'm sure.

Steve Dix said...

I actually knew someone who's girlfriend was a model, and he was also as eminently hateable as Dave.