*slap*
And we care... why?
What Dave means to say is that his girlfriend used to star in hard-core porn films, involving midgets, farmyard animals and Terry Wogan.
Yeah, and they only met because he won the 'wanker of the month award' at his local Blockbusters.
His girlfriend got to keep all the lovely Marks and Spencers clothes she modeled in the flyer as well I'm sure.
I actually knew someone who's girlfriend was a model, and he was also as eminently hateable as Dave.
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*slap*
And we care... why?
What Dave means to say is that his girlfriend used to star in hard-core porn films, involving midgets, farmyard animals and Terry Wogan.
Yeah, and they only met because he won the 'wanker of the month award' at his local Blockbusters.
His girlfriend got to keep all the lovely Marks and Spencers clothes she modeled in the flyer as well I'm sure.
I actually knew someone who's girlfriend was a model, and he was also as eminently hateable as Dave.
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