Thursday, May 19, 2005

JU-SAN

your mate dave on gay

11 comments:

thordora said...

shit.. that's EVERY single hetero man I've ever met...why is it every guy thinks they are absolutely irresistable to gay men???

Karen said...

He does sounds just like my mate Dave, ironically he turned out to be gay himself - What's with the counting thing?

Herge Smith said...

Thordora - because us men are dumb as posts. You have to look to Karens comment for a clue as to what really is driving Dave's comment.

Dave fears gay men coming on to him - like Jerry Seinfeld said - "Most men worry about gay men because deep down they know they have low sales resistance - they may be talked into it" Of course this is balls - you don't get talked into it.

As for me, I went to a gay nightclub on new year and no one chatted me up - tsk, what am I? chopped liver?

Nobody Special said...

Last time I went to a gay night club I got chatted up in the queue for the toliets by some woman trying to tell me that she babysat for Peter Kay. I told her that I thought he was old enough to look after himself now. She wasn't impressed.

Sniffy said...

I've never been chatted up by anybody.

Rowan said...

I've been (scarily) told by a few people that "you're gay, you just don't know it yet". what does that even mean?

Karen said...

On your knees, bitch!

That's really what Dave needs to hear.

pissoff said...

I really think someone needs to roll Dave over and do him dry. Any volunteers?

Nobody Special said...

I know a few nice boys that would be only too happy to oblige!

thordora said...

Actually Herge, I think a lot of men could be talked into it....thought process would be something like...
"hmmm....free blow job."
"but it's a man."
"I don't need to look."

They aren't gay, but they'll take the freebie...

no one chats me up in the gay clubs either, which is fine since they have the good music

Sniffy said...

No one chats me up anywhere