Tuesday, May 03, 2005

Dalek and Borg

Dalek and Borg toon 1


Dalek and Borg toon 2


Dalek and Borg toon 3


Dalek and Borg toon 4

20 comments:

Sniffy said...

A true love story emerges, I'm touched somewhere very deep inside. Very deep indeed.

It's nice to see your side bar's sorted too.

How did you know I was referring to Tony Slattery? All I said was "a bit like John Sessions, but not Clive Anderson".

Herge Smith said...

Because I truly hated that stupid sod.

I heared him on Radio 4's 'on the ropes' where he talked about how he came close to killing himself on drin k and drugs during the peak of the 'whose's line is it anyway, and who gives a fuck?'.

Thing is not only did he not sound the least bit sincere, it was utterly impossible to feel anything other than contempt for him because he was such a wanker

Sniffy said...

Yes. Slattery is even more up his own arse than Fry is up his. Almost impossible to conceive how two such conceited pricks could become so successful.

It's really bad when you fart in front of somebody you fancy. Or so I've heard.

boabhan sith said...

LOL...I love the dialogue (sp?)

Ship Creak said...

I'm now not going to bother with the sidebar thing. Think the post that caused the trouble's fallen off the bottom on account of all the blogging.

Careful you don't contract carpel tunnel to go with the agony of Stephacockaliticus....

edwaado said...

Yes, a badly timed fart can have terrible consequences. It can render the most heartfelt honest remark as insincere as Mr. Slattery (see above).

Example:

A: Darling, you know I really love you?
B: And, I love you too.
B: Paarrrrp!

BTW on the subject of farts, my favourite description is: 'A large wet mattress falling down a flight of stairs and landing on a startled duck'. (Mike Harding)

chris said...

you know what's really scary?

I think I can name that particular borg drone.

ARRRRRRRRRRG!!!!!!!!!

Sniffy said...

I like those "mum farts" where your mum gets out of her chair and shuffles across the room, farting all the way - sounds like she's stepping on carpet frogs.

Herge Smith said...

Ship Creak - I fixed the blog with help of my pal - Tina, and my mums shitter PC - it was those bastards from 'We love each other'.

Edwaado - Mike Harding? And quoting him? It'll be bloody Richard Skellen next (was that his name or am i thinking of Stilgoe?)

Ms Sith - tar, and yes I think dialogue is spelt correctly

Chris - yeahm, I know what you mean, I think his name was Hugh, is that what you were thinking? - It was that or Dave the Borg.

Sniffy said...

I can't wait to see Dalek and Borg getting down to some hot action in the next development of this gripping tale. How about a threesome? Not with me, obviously, I mean with some other sci-fi mechanical thingummyjig.

Herge Smith said...

Who'd you have in mind?

Sniffy said...

C3PO? Or how about chucking in a humanoid? Or a human? Errrm, Gillian Anderson! Oh yessss.....

Herge Smith said...

Yeah I thought C3P0, but he's quite sexualised already, what with being a 'gay' and all.

Gillians not bad...

Hmm... will have to see... did count on doing more adventures, it was meant as a piss take of 'other' bloggers toons...

Saying that, I do have a back up story already written, but i did want to get onto Crap Animal No.32: The Wasp. Suppose that fucker can wait.

I also want to waste 'Fry' following the piece you did yesterday.

Hmm... What was the name of that big red fucker in The Black Hole?

The Saturnyne said...

Hey! i thought you said ya weren't getting any comments?

Heh! Looks purdy healthy to me.

This reminds me of Victor Lewis Smiths 'The Gay Daleks' from his infamous telly show, 'T.V. Offal'

Two Daleks... one with a handbag and the other with a boa and tiara... talking utter filth... i think their catchphrase was 'Ex-xperminate! Ex-sperminate!'

S.

Herge Smith said...

Hey Mister Saturnyne, I took your advice and 'whored' myself around.

Bingo, cheers again for the advice.

As for the Dalek in my strip, he/she/it is of undecided sexual orientation.

As is the Borg.

This is a very liberal blog, all wogs, poof, coons, spiks, chinks, honkeys, rednecks, frogs, krauts, coloureds, towel heads, crackers, dykes and cybernetic organisams are welcome.

Mind you I'm not so found of the BNP, or UKIP (BNP Lite).

Sniffy said...

You're not jealous of James and the Blue Cat are you by any chance? I mean the spin-off, whatever it's called.

Herge Smith said...

No...why?...Should I be *cough*. Any chance you lot can get a forum together to dicuss the Dalek and Borg strip is there???

No...

Thought not...

I'll throw that red bastard in from The Black Hole...

Maximillian...

I think was his name...

chris said...

what about one of those paraplegic robots from "silent running"?

chris said...

which of course you've already thought of and I'll get my coat...


taxi...

weenie said...

LMAO! :D