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- Herge Smith
- Sydney, NSW, Australia
- Born in chicago, raised in the city streets, my momma taught me the basic facts of life...
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- Drinks advertisment out of control?
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- Crap animal No.12: Human Children
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- Kidney Swap: LIVE - Viewing figures say it needs d...
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- WE LOVE EACH OTHER - The Guardian Magazine 28/05/05
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- Dixon-Doo update two (actually three, but that don...
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- BBC2 unveils Extreme Wheelchair Challenge
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- Angry Chimp a smash with the ball-less.
- JU-ROKU
- JU-GO
- WE LOVE EACH OTHER - The Guardian Magazine 21/05/05
- Death Row Big Brother - Redux
- JU-YON
- Don't forget to visit The Hay Festival 2005
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- Dalek and Borg 4
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- Stick passing - oh my.
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- Dixon update: And she’s home!!
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- Dalek and Borg 3
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- WE LOVE EACH OTHER - The Guardian Magazine 14/05/05
- HACHI
- Dixon update: She’s down, but she ain’t out.
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- Crap animals No 26: Dachshund - UPDATED
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- Crap animal No.35: The Wasp
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- Vernon Kay on suicide watch.
- WE LOVE EACH OTHER - The Guardian Magazine 07/05/05
- Dalek and Borg 2
- Princess Di forced to be Blackpool sex worker.
- POLITICS: How will the robots vote?
- Sweetie or Freakoid? No. 12
- Dalek and Borg
- Versus: Dalek Vs Borg
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17 comments:
A true love story emerges, I'm touched somewhere very deep inside. Very deep indeed.
It's nice to see your side bar's sorted too.
How did you know I was referring to Tony Slattery? All I said was "a bit like John Sessions, but not Clive Anderson".
Because I truly hated that stupid sod.
I heared him on Radio 4's 'on the ropes' where he talked about how he came close to killing himself on drin k and drugs during the peak of the 'whose's line is it anyway, and who gives a fuck?'.
Thing is not only did he not sound the least bit sincere, it was utterly impossible to feel anything other than contempt for him because he was such a wanker
Yes. Slattery is even more up his own arse than Fry is up his. Almost impossible to conceive how two such conceited pricks could become so successful.
It's really bad when you fart in front of somebody you fancy. Or so I've heard.
LOL...I love the dialogue (sp?)
I'm now not going to bother with the sidebar thing. Think the post that caused the trouble's fallen off the bottom on account of all the blogging.
Careful you don't contract carpel tunnel to go with the agony of Stephacockaliticus....
Yes, a badly timed fart can have terrible consequences. It can render the most heartfelt honest remark as insincere as Mr. Slattery (see above).
Example:
A: Darling, you know I really love you?
B: And, I love you too.
B: Paarrrrp!
BTW on the subject of farts, my favourite description is: 'A large wet mattress falling down a flight of stairs and landing on a startled duck'. (Mike Harding)
I like those "mum farts" where your mum gets out of her chair and shuffles across the room, farting all the way - sounds like she's stepping on carpet frogs.
Ship Creak - I fixed the blog with help of my pal - Tina, and my mums shitter PC - it was those bastards from 'We love each other'.
Edwaado - Mike Harding? And quoting him? It'll be bloody Richard Skellen next (was that his name or am i thinking of Stilgoe?)
Ms Sith - tar, and yes I think dialogue is spelt correctly
Chris - yeahm, I know what you mean, I think his name was Hugh, is that what you were thinking? - It was that or Dave the Borg.
I can't wait to see Dalek and Borg getting down to some hot action in the next development of this gripping tale. How about a threesome? Not with me, obviously, I mean with some other sci-fi mechanical thingummyjig.
Who'd you have in mind?
C3PO? Or how about chucking in a humanoid? Or a human? Errrm, Gillian Anderson! Oh yessss.....
Yeah I thought C3P0, but he's quite sexualised already, what with being a 'gay' and all.
Gillians not bad...
Hmm... will have to see... did count on doing more adventures, it was meant as a piss take of 'other' bloggers toons...
Saying that, I do have a back up story already written, but i did want to get onto Crap Animal No.32: The Wasp. Suppose that fucker can wait.
I also want to waste 'Fry' following the piece you did yesterday.
Hmm... What was the name of that big red fucker in The Black Hole?
Hey! i thought you said ya weren't getting any comments?
Heh! Looks purdy healthy to me.
This reminds me of Victor Lewis Smiths 'The Gay Daleks' from his infamous telly show, 'T.V. Offal'
Two Daleks... one with a handbag and the other with a boa and tiara... talking utter filth... i think their catchphrase was 'Ex-xperminate! Ex-sperminate!'
S.
Hey Mister Saturnyne, I took your advice and 'whored' myself around.
Bingo, cheers again for the advice.
As for the Dalek in my strip, he/she/it is of undecided sexual orientation.
As is the Borg.
This is a very liberal blog, all wogs, poof, coons, spiks, chinks, honkeys, rednecks, frogs, krauts, coloureds, towel heads, crackers, dykes and cybernetic organisams are welcome.
Mind you I'm not so found of the BNP, or UKIP (BNP Lite).
You're not jealous of James and the Blue Cat are you by any chance? I mean the spin-off, whatever it's called.
No...why?...Should I be *cough*. Any chance you lot can get a forum together to dicuss the Dalek and Borg strip is there???
No...
Thought not...
I'll throw that red bastard in from The Black Hole...
Maximillian...
I think was his name...
LMAO! :D
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