Wednesday, July 13, 2005
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Who dat Chimp?
- Herge Smith
- Sydney, NSW, Australia
- Born in chicago, raised in the city streets, my momma taught me the basic facts of life...
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15 comments:
How funny! Now my Dad would appreciate that card!! So would Dave's dad. :-)
Interesting. Enlarged, as it were, that figure has taken on a... resemblance I hadn't noticed before. It seems almost to imply, "Dad, you're a dick/dildo." Odd that.
Lol! good one!
nice.
"Dad, you're a dick/dildo."
Well, in the actual reproductive act, that's really ALL he is...
Easy to make a baby, hard to make a father!
My Dad will love that.
ELF SHORTS!
Does the inside of the card say, "Can I borrow a tenner?"
Do you mind if I do send this to my Dad? He'll think it's hilarious actually....
Of course not, that's why I did an ex large version - so you can print it.
can't be too ungrateful if he bothered to get him the card whatsoever.....something to think about.
maybe I should explain the maturity of the humour in my family.
I'm adopted and my father has a receipt for like 8.47$ from CAS for some paperwork with my adoption. When I was a child, he used to hold it up and tell me he could return me. In our family, the MEANER we are the more we like you....
and the inside should say something along the lines of...."I didn't mean for the party to end with 3 cop cars outside "escorting" all my friends home."
THANKS AGAIN CHIMPY!
Dave's b-day card from his mom was. Instructions: Put your finger in the hole. Caption:"I got you this state of the art present." open card: It's a top of the line nose picker!" Those are the kind of cards Dave's folks get us.
My mom on the other hand would have been SERIOUSLY offended or wouldn't have gotten the joke. It's all flowers and sentiment with her, annoying...
true story, speaking of Mom's who don't get jokes.
We had roommates the year the Dorf was at "Audio Tech" school (wanky excuse to play with gear...). The schizo one had a schizo girlfriend who sounded like a dog in heat when she had an orgasm. She ALSO went on for like 5minutes straight YIPPING and "OHMYGOD"ing (it sounded fake-I mean, really....)
One day, we're saying goodbye to the Dorf's parents, who as usual had blessed us with a drop by. We're standing in the doorway, and suddenly we hear "YIP YIP YIPYIPY IPYIPYIP!!!"
Now I know what it is, and try to ignore it. Dorf knows what it is, does the same. Evil icky Father in Law starts getting one of those icky mental image type grins. Slightly clueless mother in law asks "Is that one of the cats? Is he in heat?"
The Dorf, myself and ickyFIL just started laughing, She STILL didn't get it. The SUDDENLY she turned BRIGHT red, said "OH", and walked out the door.
WHo has LOUD sex while someones parents are 10 feet away? Of course, this is from the same guy who stole a case of Pepsi, and got mad and NUMBERED the cans when someone took one.
anyway. I'll shut up now. Just came to mind.
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