Friday, July 22, 2005
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- Herge Smith
- Sydney, NSW, Australia
- Born in chicago, raised in the city streets, my momma taught me the basic facts of life...
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26 comments:
Kept the cool headset though.
Just when we thought Dalak and Borg had gone for good, they return. It's like the Big Brother panto.
Har har har har har har har!!!!! Step up from call centre. Fuck, that's funny.
Apparently, as part of the NHS "Agenda for change", I'm going to be assimilated.
Watch this space.
Trillion, you're on the same time as me. I can't believe we're finally synchronised again!
Hey, you! How are ya?
Ooh, I bet you're so pissed that I beat you to pole position!
I'm fine trill, but I suspect you were asking tina...
Dalek and Borg are back!! I had planned an entirely new version of this, but then couldn't be arsed.
I should just say that this strip is dedicated to the phone jockies at Pipex, who were both tedious to speak to and unhelpful. Good job lads.
Sorry Herge. Didn't expect you to be here too.
Tell me, do Dalek and Borg mean so much more to you that me and T?
Huh?
Dunno... I'm not really that fond of Borg, or The Borg - they're a bit stupid - but I love Dalek - I think because of all the history and how super cheesey they are - and because if you're British EVERYBODY has heard of them.
I just thought y'know with you not bothering to give us capital letters...
I think in time everyone will have heard of Angry Chimp and Cakesniffer too.
Hey, you start dropping capitals around the borg and dalek and blam!! assimilation and extermination.
I feel very comfortable with you both hence the trill, and t as oppossed to MADAM TRILLION and LADY TINA.
which do you prefer?
Actually, I can be a bit of a madam..
I hear you've been a very bad monkey. I may have to spank you and teach you a lesson.
Nothing better than some Monkey Spanking.
Absolutely!
Glad you feel so comfortable around us though. Well as comfortable as you can feel around Tina knowing that she might poo in front of you at any moment!
No, never pissed me. Pissed OFF maybe. What is it with this use of American terminology all of a sudden? Pissed instead of pissed off, ass rather than arse. Stop being lazy!
You two are dizgusssting! Monkey spanking. Terrible. Is it hometime yet?
What you on about T? who said what?
What's all this pissed/ pissed off.
Are you refering to the Borg - ARSEimilation???
As I understand it, the yanks say
"Oh man, I am sooooo pissed off right now"
and in the UK they say
"Piss off! Can't you fucking tell I'm fucking arsed off, fuckhead!"
See, simple when you know how.
Tillion asked me if I was pissed because she'd managed to claim the mantle of first commenter on this post.
Hooray, dalek and borg are back; probably the best strip so far. Call center jockeys (heehee) at Pipex are a waste of space. It took them 3 months to take a direct debit properly and they still take it on the wrong day. I just gave up in the end.
Re: Americanisms, the one that I detest at the moment is the one for the new Disney movie. "Blah, blah, blah in Madagascaaaaaaaaar"
Tina, unfortunately it's not time to go home yet ... boohoo
Oh, does Darth Vader love Barry White songs? That'd be hilarious to hear
What a WONDERFUL THING! Dalek and Borg AND call center bashing!
I'll need to print this and stick it in the lunchroom on the call floor.
No cool headsets here though...
Took you long enough to pick up on that didn't it, T? Are you feeling alright?
Trillion, I saw it straight away but got distracted.
Yeah right. You'd say that anyway. If you can't be right be wrong at the top of your voice.
so dalek and borg are back, how bout bringing back Dave....I miss him so...
NO! NO MORE DAVE! GAH!
Borg is right - assimilation would at least put you out of your call centre misery. That's got to be the worst office job ever.
being mostly cyborg himself, i wonder how Darth Vader would take to being assimilation. it probably wouldn't take much effort, and i think it would be "a step up" for Anakin as well - it might improve that cardboard personality of his.
speaking of Dave-fun game to kill time at work (not that I ever screw the pooch or anything...)
type in words like IDIOT or ASS CRAP into Google and search for images.
You would not BELIEVE what comes up sometimes...
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