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- Herge Smith
- Sydney, NSW, Australia
- Born in chicago, raised in the city streets, my momma taught me the basic facts of life...
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- Drinks advertisment out of control?
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- Crap animal No.12: Human Children
- NI-JU SAN
- Kidney Swap: LIVE - Viewing figures say it needs d...
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- WE LOVE EACH OTHER - The Guardian Magazine 28/05/05
- NI-JU ICHI
- Dixon-Doo update two (actually three, but that don...
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- JU-KYU
- BBC2 unveils Extreme Wheelchair Challenge
- JU-HACHI
- JU-NANA
- Angry Chimp a smash with the ball-less.
- JU-ROKU
- JU-GO
- WE LOVE EACH OTHER - The Guardian Magazine 21/05/05
- Death Row Big Brother - Redux
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- Don't forget to visit The Hay Festival 2005
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- Dalek and Borg 4
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- Stick passing - oh my.
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- Dixon update: And she’s home!!
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- Dalek and Borg 3
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- WE LOVE EACH OTHER - The Guardian Magazine 14/05/05
- HACHI
- Dixon update: She’s down, but she ain’t out.
- NANA
- Crap animals No 26: Dachshund - UPDATED
- ROKU
- GO
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- Crap animal No.35: The Wasp
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- Vernon Kay on suicide watch.
- WE LOVE EACH OTHER - The Guardian Magazine 07/05/05
- Dalek and Borg 2
- Princess Di forced to be Blackpool sex worker.
- POLITICS: How will the robots vote?
- Sweetie or Freakoid? No. 12
- Dalek and Borg
- Versus: Dalek Vs Borg
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43 comments:
Your blog is fantastic!
Nobody loves C3PO! :( Poor gaylord/wanker!
Brilliant. Although that sort of thing happens to me all the time.
Tina, in the blogsphere (gawd, did I just write that) you are a God. And you when speak, everyone listens.
Karen - I've always been rather fond of C3P0.
Tom and Icy - welcome.
Chris - that's a smile, right?
Jeez, thanks Herge. Did you have play C3PO all the time then?
Where's my gypsy child photo gone?
Nah, I was Luke, noble but lame.
What gypsy child photo?
That one of me, the gyspy child. It's just a red cross.
Oh, it's back.
I wonder if Tom and Icy will come by and visit Cakesniffers?
have you been to their blog?
freakin' weird man.
Have you every been to a blog that is so odd you've not known what to say?
Yes, those blogs with pictures of women sucking off big fat cocks. What CAN you say?
erm... which blogs are they, like what is the address?
Y'know, for research purposes of course.
you only find them by accident sometimes. You know if you keep clicking "next blog"? You sometimes come across one.
Even the otehr droids didn't like him. R2D2 was always trying to run away.
LOL...that is wonderful.
I just love it!
Yeah...that's what's happening at my new job. I'm working with a girl who applied for the position. They just don't talk to me. Can't say I'm too bothered though.
Herge, your creative brilliance leads me to believe that you may have Asperger's Syndrome. What do you think about that then?
I know you're having difficulty coping with stephacockaliticus, but Asperger's on top of this? Will you cope?
I might start a "disease in focus" feature at cakesniffers. Starting with morbid obesity.
Nah, no AS for me, a bit of manic depression maybe, but that's it.
Disease in focus sounds great.
Why is it called morbid obesity? Christ it's bad enough bigging a tad large without getting all morbid about it.
They should call it jolly obesity, suddenly everyones okay with having it.
Errrm, can I have a link to the Tim Worstall thing please?
Ta.
I think it's called mordid obesity because it's been named by thin people who assume that fat people should be miserable. Oh, and medically, morbid means to bring about ill-health. So can be fat, but it not affect you healthwise (like me), or you can be REALLY fat (like I used to be) and it risk causing you all sorts of problems (heart disease, stroke, type 2 diabetes, joint problems, pasty satisfaction disorder).
Of course, people who are really fat and seem happy all the time are liars.
We could also have a post where we compare the side effects of popular medicines. Seroxat was fun for me!
You don't need any more traffice Mr Chimp....you're doing okay I'd say.
Never really been one for meds. The occasional tab of acid, or E, some lines of coke maybe, but not pescription drugs - no tar, bad for you.
April, I want as much traffic as possible so I can be recognised by the BBC for the great talent I am and they can stop sending me FUCKING REJECTION LETTERS everytime I submit a play/ comedy show idea for their SHITTY Radio 4.
Which I love. Btw.
Grrrr
How does Tim Worstall do it? He seems to have a million lengthy posts per day and these are generally about other people's blogs that he's been reading. Do you think he's housebound with stephacockaliticus too? Or perhaps he's morbidly obese and is stuck in his chair.
Christ, I hope it's not Stephacockaliticus for his sake.
I don't reckon he reads all those blogs, most of them are tedious political ones.
BTW where's sam gone again? She's get less and less frequent. I think she's losing the taste for blogging, which is a shame.
First, a question. In your blogger template, how you put in a "mail to" e-mail address thing? Does anybody know the code?
Sam must be busy with stuff, it's just not good enough. Things were much better when she was being terrorised by that copper.
Oh, the code thing is sorted. I amaze myself sometimes, just made it up and it worked!
What are they thinking rejecting you? Have they seen your following? Bastards. That's just not right.
Not that this has anything to do with the BBC but I used to work for the IBA in Knightsbridge in the "Television Complaints" department. That was a load of fun. Two of us sitting in an office all day waiting for the phone to ring.
My first complaint with about "Only Frozen Horses?" I was corrected and told "Only Fools and Horses." It was my first job in the UK and I was having trouble with the accents.
.....was about.....I can't type today.
How come you were in the UK? How long ago was that?
Ohhhhh, I was over there to "see the world." Late '80s early '90s. Spent almost 4 years there before I got the boot.
I bet Canada's much nicer than the UK
Canada's nice and a lot cheaper. I still love the UK except when I have to buy something - then I cringe because of the exchange.
The people seem nice too. And the scenery looks bloody amazing.
The UK is very expensive and the people are shits, the weather's crap and there's far too much litter.
Apart from that... its shit.
Canada looks nice, and the people seem to be on the whole, not american, so quite nice.
I'm glad you mentioned that because, in all honesty, we are better than Americans. AND, even though we have six time zones we only have a population of about 36 million so there's tons of space.
36 comments today Herge. You're hot today.
Not bad, and only half of them are me.
I've just realised that I've not been in the shower yet today. Wonder if I can eak it out till the morning?
Better not. Not with my gaseous leakages.
LMAO... Tina. I'm feeling better especially since I brushed my teeth. I'm ready to go now - well almost.
Then again, if you've gone this long Tina I'd hold out til tomorrow.
Nice and squeaky now. I'd changed my bedding to my favourite stuff and I didn't like the idea of getting in it all manky.
It'd be the bedroom etiquette equivalent of somebody unwanted turning up during a private conversation.
And that brings us neatly back to the subject of the post!
nicely done cakesniffer.
I thought so too. We could have a sort of game, see how many comments it takes to get back to the original subject of the post. I could do it in one!
man i love these...
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