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- Herge Smith
- Sydney, NSW, Australia
- Born in chicago, raised in the city streets, my momma taught me the basic facts of life...
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- Drinks advertisment out of control?
- NI-JU YON
- Crap animal No.12: Human Children
- NI-JU SAN
- Kidney Swap: LIVE - Viewing figures say it needs d...
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- WE LOVE EACH OTHER - The Guardian Magazine 28/05/05
- NI-JU ICHI
- Dixon-Doo update two (actually three, but that don...
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- JU-KYU
- BBC2 unveils Extreme Wheelchair Challenge
- JU-HACHI
- JU-NANA
- Angry Chimp a smash with the ball-less.
- JU-ROKU
- JU-GO
- WE LOVE EACH OTHER - The Guardian Magazine 21/05/05
- Death Row Big Brother - Redux
- JU-YON
- Don't forget to visit The Hay Festival 2005
- JU-SAN
- Dalek and Borg 4
- JU-NI
- Stick passing - oh my.
- JU-ICHI
- Dixon update: And she’s home!!
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- Dalek and Borg 3
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- WE LOVE EACH OTHER - The Guardian Magazine 14/05/05
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- Dixon update: She’s down, but she ain’t out.
- NANA
- Crap animals No 26: Dachshund - UPDATED
- ROKU
- GO
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- Crap animal No.35: The Wasp
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- Vernon Kay on suicide watch.
- WE LOVE EACH OTHER - The Guardian Magazine 07/05/05
- Dalek and Borg 2
- Princess Di forced to be Blackpool sex worker.
- POLITICS: How will the robots vote?
- Sweetie or Freakoid? No. 12
- Dalek and Borg
- Versus: Dalek Vs Borg
- more WE LOVE EACH OTHER - From The Guardian Magazine
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8 comments:
I suppose art house theatres are better for wanking himself off unnoticed in.
I heard this brilliant line on Futurama (the BEST animated show ever - better even than the Simpsons) -
"Thoughts screech at them like the foced laughs of a million art house movie patrons".
Spot on. If you've ever seen a movie at an art house - oh my gawd, the forced laughter is right.
How's Dixon Herge? No updates for a while. Hope the convalescence is going ok.
"If you've ever seen a movie at an art house - oh my gawd, the forced laughter is right."
I thought it really unnecessary tbh. The film in question was "Full Metal Jacket".
Dave wrote Full Metal Jacket. He told me about it while he was drinking an alcopop once.
Dogs okay.
I'll be doing a full report on 'how well is my doo' tomorrow.
Tar
The bit in Full Metal Jacket when the Viet Cong Hooker says "Hey GI wanna fucky suck?" - Oh my gawd that is brillant.
Herge, if you've ever done any time in Asia, you have no idea how often you hear those or similar words. You can laugh at it on the screen, but in real life, it makes your skin crawl.
Shudder.
Hey Andy, so you've done 'time' in asia?
What was it man, smuggling the white powder of misery up your botty?
Oh sorry man, yeah, I hear there's a lot of it going on over there.
Bit like New Street in central Brum on a saturday night. Except the women (and ladyboys) are better looking - the brum ladyboys - yowsa!
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