Herge Smith in da house!
Anyway, you may or may not have noticed that I am to be the next lucky (fuckhead) that receive the Freakin' Green Elf Shorts.
Almost laugh out load funny, in a broad sub 'Carry On' way.
And you also may have noticed that I can 1st, joint 2nd and 3rd in April's selection for a winner. (can't believe I had to share 2nd with Cold Cold Earth!).
So was it rigged? - probably.
But ignoring the whole 'Florida count' style controversy for a minute, there is another reasonable explanation for this landslide - I made slightly more effort with my comment.
This was the average comment left by you lot -
"April gets fucked in the bum by a donkey hung like another bigger dicked donkey" - Piggy and Tazzy
Yes, I know, very crude.
"April, you appear to have a donkey attached to your hindquarters, a pair of green 'elf style' shorts on and a face mask - which may or may not be me" - Tina.
No offense to Piggy and Tazzy (Kings/ Queens of subtlety) or indeed Tina, who is obviously my fav no.1, but as you can see, more effort is needed.
Which is why when I left my winning comment I said AND created this;
Report from the Canadian Child Welfare unit:
URGENT: Please attend to this case with due haste.
We have received disturbing photographic evidence (attached) that a Ms April Pissoff engages in obscene acts with stuffed animals. The hand written note which the photo was attached to also went on to claim that she frequently enlists the assistance of her young children to take these staged photographs which she then publishes on the internet for people to look at.
Our initial suggestion at this time is that Ms Pissoff is detained in a custodial environment, awaiting a full assessment. The children will remain in the custody of the stuffed donkey (see photo Â subject wearing snazzy white ankle socks).
Please initiate this procedure ASAP.
And that's what bagged me the prestigious (stinky) Green shorts.
Simple now you know, eh?