Friday, November 04, 2005

The truth via Xmas card 5

Christmas card hypothermia

And as a special treat, the ultra rare 'bootlegged' version, uncovered by
Tina Cakesniffer
(which is obviously tons better than the 'softened' mass media one).

Christmas card  cakesniffer

13 comments:

edwaado said...

No I think this is supposed to be some old person leaning on a cane, but to me it looks like a dude with back turned writing his name in the snow.

edwaado said...

Sod it, that typo sounds like I'm being rude, I meant now

Sniffy said...

Awww, that's actually quite a caring one. I suppose mine would've been, "Wrap up warm, we don't want to find you close to death and have to take you to hospital, where we'll have to visit every day for two months while you gradually die of neglect at the hands of the NHS"

Herge Smith said...

That actually gives me an idea edwaado - where you been all week? Put off by the poems?

Erm Tina, look again.

Sniffy said...

Yesssssssssssssssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Love it!

If only my grandma hadn't died at the hands of a neglectful NHS, I'd have sent her one.

funny thing said...

LAUGH OUT LOUD!

That's the one for me. Tina you are a genius!

Herge can I have 2 lbs of the one at the bottom and half a lb of the baby Jesus one?

My family will disown me but then at least I won't have to find somewhere to keep all the bars of flowery-smelly soap they keep giving me at Christmas. And Big Pants.

Herge Smith said...

Sadly the Tina is only available in orders of 5 cards or more.

Tina - ain't that ironic?

Sniffy said...

Ain't it just?

garfer said...

If you want some turkey on Christmas day Grandma, make sure that your life insurance is in order and I am the principal beneficiary.

MHN for short said...

The bootleg copy really works!!!

MHN for short said...

Man I've missed this. It is sooooo good to have you back!

Aginoth said...

Hi Herge,

Thanks fo rcoming by my blog, I have had a read of yours and like it so i have blog rolled you :o)

Rowan said...

I thought it looked like a dude finding another dude's Christmas wood, having spent the night outside in the snow, and having to take a morning piss so bad he can taste it....but that's just me