Sunday, November 13, 2005

The stabbing bachelor - dim de fop

bad nurse

Dim de fop, dim de fup, How’d his face get so messed up?
What’s his problem, what’s his curse?
As a child he was fingered by a nurse.

14 comments:

Sniffy said...

You are so naughty, but I like you!

Karen said...

Herge seems strangely fixated on kiddy fiddling... (Giving or receiving?)

pissoff said...

Oh my...that would cause problems.

Herge Smith said...

Karen - neither thanks.

Sniffy said...

No, I can't imagine it being Herge's cup of tea. Saying that, I'm not sure anybody would welcome being on the receiving end.

MHN for short said...

There would be murder afoot.

S.I.D. said...

I like the 1st stanza,the "dim de fup" threw me completely.

I must try this poetry lark



WV tinkom

Rowan said...

cute - bordering on limerick...liked it of course. Simple and straightforward...like me.

Ship Creak said...

So, after much piss-arsing around to get my home network working again, and get m'self back on t'internet, imagine my fall from happiness to find Herge has been taking the mickey out of my much-loved Converse All-Stars...

Barsterd.

Herge Smith said...

I didn't take the mick out of anyones cons - only Drop Dead Fred's. And he is a tit.

Wassup?

Ship Creak said...

Am I being too sensitive? Maybe it's the years spent taking it on the chin, matey?

Anyhoo, when's this thing at yours going down, then?

Tick tock, my friend, tick tock...

Ship Creak said...

Am I being too sensitive? Maybe it's the years spent taking it on the chin, matey?

Anyhoo, when's this thing at yours going down, then?

Tick tock, my friend, tick tock...

Faltanus said...

now look, if everyone who was diddled as a child turned out to be a serial killer, well, everyone on earth would be dead at this point - the "victims turned serial killers" would have killed everyone including each other! i'm not in anyway diminishing the seriousness of child abuse, it is a horrendous act, a true crime against humanity. But at the same time, i'm tired of criminals who get off using this as their defense, "oh, i was abused as a child, so i couldn't help myself." PUHleeeeeeeeeze!

Herge Smith said...

Faltanus - I thank you for being a guardian of sensible thinking - and I agree, kiddie fiddling is to often used as an excuse, however in the case of this verse I hope to build a picture of a man that never had any luck, and it was a whole range of contributory factors that lead to his being a but whatsit...