Friday, November 18, 2005

The stabbing bachelor - ha na wow

toilet

Ha na wow ha na wot, saw his first death when he was a tot
Father killed his mother when he was two;
she’d complained about the seat up on the loo.

7 comments:

Sniffy said...

I'd say that killing somebody in an argument over something like that is perfectly justified. And doing it in front of a child is a perfect way of reinforcing desired behaviour for the future.

Well done, that's what I say!

Anonymous said...

I can relate to this one and concur with Sniffy 100%.

PO

garfer said...

No cunting cunts are commenting on this cunting pome. Cunts!
Homicide may be justifiable on the basis of diminished responsibility. Especially when Children in Need is on the box.

Herge Smith said...

I love that you's call it a pome. Perfik, takes all the pretentious crap away from it. I think.

As for children in need - ugh.

Sniffy said...

Nice to see that April is commenting on people's blogs

Spirit Of Owl said...

Leave your sweaty socks outside the door,
Don't walk across my polished floor,
Oh Judy.

Rowan said...

wow, don't ya just hate it when they go and do things like that? Really quite forgiveable that she killed him.