Tina emailed me -“I've heard they're actually former Crystal Meth addicts who undertake rehab and communit service in the North Pole. Their brains are fucked so they're completely useless.”I’m trying to post this on your blog, but it won’t recognise the WV, but won’t change the WV image to an alternative one when I fuck up. Fucking shit.
Santas little helpers are elves. That's all I've got to say period. I wish it weren't so.
And elves are cunts.Especially those elves in Lord of the Rings - including, and most of all Legoland, or whatever he was called.
The elves in LOTR were so boring! All airy fairy with their twinly eyes and big ears.Tossers.
Santa's little helper in Germany is considerably different to the lazy little sods you get in the UK. In fact, he's more like the Batchelor.
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