Friday, December 02, 2005

The stabbing bachelor - umpty ick

showers

Umpty ick umpty arst; in his dreams he’s tortured by the past.
Humiliated as a child by Derek Towers;
violated each week in the changing room showers.

7 comments:

edwaado said...

Derek Towers the documentary cameraman?

You know these rhymes remind me of the umpa-lumpas in that Futurama Slurm episode.

edwaado said...

For example:
Grunka lunka dunkity-gredient
You should not ask about the secret ingredient!
Grunka lunka dunkity darn guards...

Herge Smith said...

What's your point?

edwaado said...

Err, that there's no finer an influence than from one of TV's best sci-fi comedy shows? Of course.

Sniffy said...

I'm starting to feel sorry for him.

Having come through a similar psychotic episode, I can fully sympathise with how the past can be the cause of such torture.

MHN for short said...

My how the tourtured soul twists the mind and heart.

Rowan said...

hmmm, I think a lot of that sorta thing goes on, found a few years ago my grandparents lodger buggered my dad, what a thing to live with huh?