Saturday, December 10, 2005

they're here...

the package is here

What could it be? Could it be something fabulous for me?

inside package

I ripped open the package with excitement and joy; would it disappoint? Was it just a Canadian ploy?

hurrah!

No! It was the fabled shorts but much much more; a bright red T-shirt which I instantly adore!!
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Hurrah!! A fab T-shirt, just like I wanted...and funky stickers and some cocktail sticks (I think)

Thank you April!

I will wear my T-shirt with pride.

"Ich bin ein Canadianer"

Coming soon... THE PICTURE

12 comments:

edwaado said...

cant wait to see those pasty white legs

Andi said...

Ooh, an ensemble .........

Can't wait for the pics!

MHN for short said...

Oooooo, can't wait. Plese don't make the deadline until after we get back on the 17th. i'd like to try for the shorts(not like I could wear them...Haha.).

Chris said...

Yay Yay for the freakin green elf shorts! I cant wait to see the pics!

garfer said...

You must be very famous in Malvern if the postie can find you without a street address. Our you the Lord Mayor or summat?
Can you get some moose horns to go with the T shirt? They would look most fetching in combo with the elf shorts.

Sniffy said...

I love that T shirt, it's top notcherific!

Those fucking shorts want burning. End this nonsense now!

cali said...

is it because you're canadian that you can be located solely by "Herge Smith, Malvern"? looking forward to the pics - be sure to get the dogs involved.

Ship Creak said...

Surely Herge has never worn shorts? This is a man who laughs in the face of direct sunlight, throws scorn at those of us who step out into the midday sun, and taunts to the death anyone who suggests he "get a bit of sun".

Honestly, on a sunny day, he's less likely to be out getting a tan than an eskimo's testicles.

pissoff said...

Yes... cocktail sticks just in time for Christmas and the cocktail weiners. I thought they were extremely tacky and definitely a must have for a young socialite from Malvern (or wherever...)

thordora said...

you should have sent him one of those "someone who loves me went to canada and all I got was this shirt/mug/ashtray/piece of crap.

now THAT is pure schlock.

aasmodeus said...

cocktail weiners? i was hoping the stabbing bachelor would take up accupuncture in his own interesting way...

Chris said...

Come on....... show me the mokey in the freakin green elfie shorts......LOL