Tuesday, December 06, 2005

The stabbing bachelor - xuandu

razor wire

Xuandu, Xuande; he’ll make you gargle with his wee.
Pulls out your teeth with his pliers;
Saws off your genitals with razor wires.

10 comments:

Sniffy said...

Eeeek, approaching the bloody conclusion and I really don't know if I can take anymore!!!!

Talk about ultimate humiliation; being made to drink samples of stale wee wee then having your ninnies mangled. Crikey!

garfer said...

He sounds a damn sight more humane than my dentist.

Sniffy said...

And my gynaecologists too, I'll warrant

Ship Creak said...

"Ninnies"? Where on earth d'you get that phrase from?

Wondering who stabbing bachelor is based on. Maybe it's a sideways look at the more twisted parts of Herge's psyche that made this blog possible in the first place?

But more likely it's a load of bollocks and he's just made it up while waiting for the kettle to boil (he'll hate that, 'cos he puts loads of effort into these things -snigger-).

Herge Smith said...

Well, you'd be wrong about that.

Spirit Of Owl said...

Herge, Happy Christmas. You know you can feel that tinsel tingle.

Piggy and Tazzy said...

erm...

Fucking ouch!

*runs away, vowing never to return*

Piggy and Tazzyu said...

*sneaks back in to peek again*

pissoff said...

Why can't he kill while wearing the elf shorts? Get em on Herge.

MHN for short said...

Damn Herge, these things are making me cringe