Wednesday, June 29, 2005

Strangeways here we come - Part 3

Strangeways here we come
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38 comments:

Karen said...

Uh oh... Is granny dead?

Sniffy said...

The suspense is killing me! Where did you get these graphics from? They're brilliant.

Herge Smith said...

Karen - wait and see about grandma.

Tina - Cheers - I did them all myself, I love photoshop. Oh and good choice of picture for the profile, that'll double your hits right there.

Sniffy said...

Thanks, dahhhlin'!

I've clearly no idea what I'm doing in photoshop since I can only just about use it to fart around with existing photos. I should investigate further, but I rarely get the chance since I'm expected to be blogging at every moment that I'm on my PC!

I think I look a total arse in that pic, but I guess that was the intention.

You know how I was commenting back at Cakesniffers about food and things prompting comments to blog? Well, just you wait to see what's on its way. Bloody a-holes have RUINED my brekkie. A lot my regulars seem to be busy with other things too. Connie no longer wants to know now that her lovely Jenn is with her. April is busy with other things too. Trillion rarely comments. Bah!

Herge Smith said...

I'm like you though, I still go to Connie, and April and Trill to leave lovely comments, hoping they will return, but alas... April pops in occasionally.

I have my lovely regulars though...

You, Karen, Spirit, Lisa, Steve D, edwaado (he doesn't really count - he emails more than he comments)... nope i've got to face it, it's getting lonely.

Funny thing is though, the hits are increasing all the time. And I keep finding other blogs that have posted stuff I've written or link to me, without ever dropping in to say 'hi'
Tis weird.

Herge Smith said...

"They'll rue(sp) the day they fucked with my breakfast"

Sounds intriguing.

Yeah, photoshop does take a bit of time getting your head round. Defo worth it. It's the sort of thing you can list on the misc crap bit on the c.v.

Misc - good with Microsoft office, cat wanking and photoshop (incase you need me to air people out of the company photo after you sack them).

Sniffy said...

You can wank cats? That's a pretty good skill to have.

And I always go visit those dastardly Canadians, tell them nice things, and what do I get back? Fuck all. I'm just jealous because Connie's job, house and life seem a whole lot better than mine.

Herge Smith said...

Cat wanking? Oh it's just one of those things you pick up.

Sniffy said...

Yeah, I can imagine. I wonder what Max would say to that.

Sniffy said...

OMG! You don't... With dixon? How did she hurt her back?

Herge Smith said...

Well she kept struggling...

NO!! Never... yuck, she's like my daughter... small, covered in fur, and slightly retarded.

Sniffy said...

Har har har har.

Is she fully covered in fur again, or is she still a bit stubbly?

Karen said...

NO!! Never... yuck, she's like my daughter... small, covered in fur, and slightly retarded.

Well... It's a fair question to ask. After all, you never talk about your personal life. We were worried that perhaps you were lonely.

Of course, there is always that internet porn.

Sniffy said...

I'm sure he's not lonely. He has the lovely Ed to come round and play with him, he has us, he has his porn...

Herge Smith said...

Hmm, I never do talk about my personal life do I? Hmm....

Maybe I will one day, when i run out of ideas.

Spirit Of Owl said...

More spontaneous awe at your LOL making genius from this quarter! :D

Mind you, you know how like I provide you with this invaluable proof reading service? (Alright, I'm an isufferable pedant!)

6th frame: You're dentures have frozen up
9th frame: Comes on boy (!!)

Photoshop is great except that it costs more than my car and everyone in it. So, everyone nicks it. Silly gets.

Sniffy said...

Obsessed with site traffic and comments, our Herge has been suggesting the most awful things to his friend Edwaado:

Herge Smith said...
I think you've finally made it edwaado - 15 comments - see I told you - pimp the dog - like I did with the ill dog stuff, pushed me over the top. Have Rudi lose a leg and you'll be getting 2000 hits a day!!


6/28/2005 10:38 PM


edwaado said...
consider it done


6/29/2005 6:59 AM

I'm shocked.

But not at all surprised.

Karen said...

Hmph! Exploiting your pet for entertainment and traffic! Reprehensible!

[puts a dress on Root Beer]

Herge Smith said...

Spirit - cheers mate!!

But can we keep this typo between us? I'm down to my last 5% on flickr for the month and I can't be arsed to change it right now... I will later ,maybe

You are so on the money about photoshop - I don't know anyone that has ever paid for it - erm accept me, of course.

Tina - edwaado is pure evil... I did toy with not talking about Dixon's illness, but then i thought what the hell... I usually don't talk about personal stuff and that was the exception... poor Rudi I think it for the chop.

Karen, Root Beer would look lovely in a Tu Tu.

Sniffy said...

I paid for photoshop! Well, I paid for a packet of blank cds and copied it onto one of them.

I can tell Edwaado is evil by the way he likes to take photos of nice things and the way his family loves him.

Herge Smith said...

That's still more than most pay for it!

As for edwaado being evil - YES all those reasons prove he is evil, you are so right.

Actually, bless him, he's the nicest, most gentle and honest person i've ever known. Ahhhh... he's such a better person that me... I'm the evil one. HA HA HA HA AHA AHHHHAAA!!!!!

Sniffy said...

An evil one who claims to be my number one fan, who whinges when I can't blog during the day, who makes me stay up late just to post ANYTHING, and who STILL HASN'T COMMENTED.

Fucker!

pissoff said...

I didn't even get to the end of the comments I'm seething so much. I bloody well pop in here EVERY DAY! EVERY DAY - you hear me. I am a devouted supporter of you Herge. Sometimes I just don't interrupt the flow of the conversation because I'm enjoying it so much and it's making me laugh. EVERY DAY God dammit!

pissoff said...

Actually, a couple of times a day.

Herge Smith said...

er...erm...er I meant another April, obviously...

So... you ever coming back again?

It was Tina - she made me do it!!!

You don't know the power of the sniffer side!

Sniffy said...

Fuck off Herge, it's your paranoia, don't drag me into it.

Herge Smith said...

Shit!

Everyone hates me now.

Dammit.

Sniffy said...

No, nobody could ever possibly hate you. Don't be daft. I admit that I get a bit worried when April and Connie don't post comments for a while. It makes me feel that I may have offended them, or that they've tired of me.

Anonymous said...

I love Herge and Tina. I'm not offended easily it's just I often get interrupted while I'm trying to blog.....!

April

Herge Smith said...

I'm needy.

Anonymous said...

Herge...you are the king (and I don't mean Elvis in his last months of life either). April

MHN for short said...

Seriously Herge, your stip is genious and I'm pretty curious about grandma too!! She must be a popscicle by now.Brrrrr. "Get that damn dog off of me!" :-)

MHN for short said...

Sorry, that would be "strip". typing too fast again...

Herge Smith said...

Thanks NH, and yes, things ain't great with granny, but don't worry, she'll get mentioned again soon...

Herge Smith said...

Sorry I meant MHN, I can't type for shit either,

MHN for short said...

That's ok. Hubby has been reading you. He digs your work as well.

Herge Smith said...

Hurrah - Angry Chimp - fun for all the family...

cheers MHN!!

MHN for short said...

Yes, cheers indeed. lol.