Though you were clearly deeply repressed as a child (and you were obviously hung by the ankles over top loader washing machine's bins with the clear threat of simply being dropped into the swirling wet clothes at least implied) at least the one admonition you never listened to (if it was ever said) was (or is, I can't decide), "Stop being so fucking hilariously creative!"
Well, Billy Connolly doesn't mention it happening to him anyway, so, QED.
you know, it's absolutely true. we're so much more artistically inclined which comes in real handy when you want to redecorate or need wardrobe advice. we're more likely to be professionals and without children which means we'll have more money around to look after your needs when you become old and infirmed. come on straight people! don't be afraid of gay kids....in fact you should endeavor to raise your children to be gay!
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How about a "Congratulations on your engagement" card?
Yay! How about "Gay kids are best and you should also give them lots of money!"?
Well ship, nobody have officially annouced it. Maybe Friday evening at the nags?
Lisa, I reckon that's more like it.
Though you were clearly deeply repressed as a child (and you were obviously hung by the ankles over top loader washing machine's bins with the clear threat of simply being dropped into the swirling wet clothes at least implied) at least the one admonition you never listened to (if it was ever said) was (or is, I can't decide), "Stop being so fucking hilariously creative!"
Well, Billy Connolly doesn't mention it happening to him anyway, so, QED.
you know, it's absolutely true. we're so much more artistically inclined which comes in real handy when you want to redecorate or need wardrobe advice. we're more likely to be professionals and without children which means we'll have more money around to look after your needs when you become old and infirmed. come on straight people! don't be afraid of gay kids....in fact you should endeavor to raise your children to be gay!
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