Wednesday, February 16, 2005
The Art of Happiness: Chapter One
One: World Wide
So I buy the gun from ebay.
It was a lot easier than you may think.
Ever since the Eastern Block fell apart you can pretty much get whatever you want if you know where to look.
Nerve gas, anti-personnel landmines, surfaces to air missile launchers, cluster bombs by the dozen …
I could have even bought a tank if I wanted, but the postage was too much.
Besides, all I needed was a gun.
Thing is, I needed the security yeah..?
The next best thing for home security in this country is a Rottweiler. Frankly I didn’t fancy taking the bastard for walks.
Or cleaning up it’s shit.
So I got the gun from ebay.
I needed the security you see..yeah?
Ever since they beat the shit out of me and told me to watch who I was friends with.
Hold up, I’m getting this all arse backwards.
I’ll start again.
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2 comments:
Hello Herge....long time no hear! How's it going?
Zombiigirl x
Maybe it is a long time since hearing...
What was the last thing you heard?
It goes quite well (sort of).
Cheerio
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