Saturday, June 11, 2005

WE LOVE EACH OTHER - The Guardian Magazine 11/06/05

Reprinted with no permission from The Guardian Weekend Suppliment 11/06/05

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THE WEEKEND MAGAZINE: Ohhhh look how stylish we are...


Daniela Catavero & Ariosto Algieri


Daniela His first wife was pure spite. She used to call him Chuckles, because he never laughs, and rarely smiles. I first met him during one of her coffee mornings. It was as soon as our eyes met over a mug of Columbian Black Bean, that I knew that I had to possess him. The investigation into his wife's disappearance is still ongoing; I think they are wasting their time. I call him Uncle. He's my thing.

Ariosto She is the most determined person I have ever met. I once saw her almost beat an old lady to death during a battle for the last organic rice cake in vegan café in Brighton. She has the face of an angel, but her heart is cold. I do not know what happened to my first wife. Daniela tells me that we love each other. I do what she says.Craig Taylor


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6 comments:

Karen said...

That is really f-ed up.

Karen said...

Herge - I still want you to show me your tits.

Karen said...

Comment #3 from me: Herge, I found the Guardian webpage and have read the *real* text to the "We love each other" columns. You are a right bastard! And sick!

Your blog readers only love you more for it. :)

thordora said...

god..."organic people"

Herge Smith said...

Thor - Yes Orgasmic people!!

Karen - What do you mean? Are you suggesting that my copy of the Guardian is tampered with before it comes to me and I innocently republish it?

Sniffy said...

Organic AND vegan - a deadly combination; it certainly takes a sick mind to bring about this result.