Today Herge was customer nine, He stuck it in Edna's behind, She gave him the clap, He said 'What the Crap!' 'Now it smells like a stinky cheese rind!'
The rings of fat around the midriff - midrift? I don't believe it's a word I've every typed before so I don't know the spelling - are a particularly nice touch and very pertinent to modern life, I feel.
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YIKES!!! Both at the poem AND the looooong comment by T&H!
Wow! Longest comment ever!
And what the fuck is that thing dancing around in the box?
Today Herge was customer nine,
He stuck it in Edna's behind,
She gave him the clap,
He said 'What the Crap!'
'Now it smells like a stinky cheese rind!'
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... and may the wind always come out your back.
Edna she was a ho',
How she got the reputation she did not know.
She sat on a stick, which turned out to be a prick
And now she can't stand, that's for sho'.
Let hope she's got some heavy duty lubricant. 100? Dang, Herge that's a lofty goal for a chick with rolls on her belly. :-p
m'kay .... remind myself not to read comments on herge's blog.
Fu-king-hell!
Loved the prose, herge. Edna sure is a looker and I'm sure she'll have no problem reaching her target.
mhn
I AM SCHOCKED!
Herge
You are an evil twisted little man with a warped and putrid imagination. Can we have some more please?
The rings of fat around the midriff - midrift? I don't believe it's a word I've every typed before so I don't know the spelling - are a particularly nice touch and very pertinent to modern life, I feel.
I'm sure she used to hang around outside the hospital in Sheffield where Tina and I used to work.
More on the way.
I've had 'thought & humoUr' here before, funny little thing. Stupidly long comment though.
imagine the smell...hundred a day....ick
Blatant comment-spamming from "Howdy".
Really Garf? I wasn't always such a lady. Unfortunately, sometimes my "bad girl" comes out to play. I try to keep her on a tight leash though.
I hope you do more of these, this was neato. I think I can just about repeat the nantucket thing, but that's all. go you!
I agree, the "Muffin-top" is a nice, modern touch.
Mutton dressed as lamb?
Or is she just plain ugly?
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