Thursday, August 04, 2005

The Librarian Degree 2.

The Librarian Degree 2.


'Thought & Humor' said...

We work like a horse.
We eat like a pig.
We like to play chicken.
You can get someone's goat.
We can be as slippery as a snake.
We get dog tired.
We can be as quiet as a mouse.
We can be as quick as a cat.
Some of us are as strong as an ox.
People try to buffalo others.
Some are as ugly as a toad.
We can be as gentle as a lamb.
Sometimes we are as happy as a lark.
Some of us drink like a fish.
We can be as proud as a peacock.
A few of us are as hairy as a gorilla.
You can get a frog in your throat.
We can be a lone wolf.
But I'm having a whale of a time!

You have a riveting web log
and undoubtedly must have
atypical & quiescent potential
for your intended readership.
May I suggest that you do
everything in your power to
honor your encyclopedic/omniscient
Designer/Architect as well
as your revering audience.

Please remember to never
restrict anyone's opportunities
for ascertaining uninterrupted
existence for their quintessence.

There is a time for everything,
a season for every activity
under heaven. A time to be
born and a time to die. A
time to plant and a time to
harvest. A time to kill and
a time to heal. A time to
tear down and a time to
rebuild. A time to cry and
a time to laugh. A time to
grieve and a time to dance.
A time to scatter stones
and a time to gather stones.
A time to embrace and a
time to turn away. A time to
search and a time to lose. A
time to keep and a time to
throw away. A time to tear
and a time to mend. A time
to be quiet and a time to
speak up. A time to love
and a time to hate. A time
for war and a time for peace.

Best wishes for continued ascendancy,

P.S. One thing of which I am sure is
that the common culture of my youth
is gone for good. It was hollowed out
by the rise of ethnic "identity politics,"
then splintered beyond hope of repair
by the emergence of the web-based
technologies that so maximized and
facilitated cultural choice as to make
the broad-based offerings of the old
mass media look bland and unchallenging
by comparison."

'Thought & Humor' by Howdy
CyberHumor, CyberThought
CyberRiddles for your divertissement!!!

Karen said...

YIKES!!! Both at the poem AND the looooong comment by T&H!

cali said...

Wow! Longest comment ever!
And what the fuck is that thing dancing around in the box?

Dave said...

Today Herge was customer nine,
He stuck it in Edna's behind,
She gave him the clap,
He said 'What the Crap!'
'Now it smells like a stinky cheese rind!'

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... and may the wind always come out your back.

MHN for short said...

Edna she was a ho',
How she got the reputation she did not know.

She sat on a stick, which turned out to be a prick

And now she can't stand, that's for sho'.

MHN for short said...

Let hope she's got some heavy duty lubricant. 100? Dang, Herge that's a lofty goal for a chick with rolls on her belly. :-p

cali said...

m'kay .... remind myself not to read comments on herge's blog.

Sniffy said...


Loved the prose, herge. Edna sure is a looker and I'm sure she'll have no problem reaching her target.

garfer said...


You are an evil twisted little man with a warped and putrid imagination. Can we have some more please?

Wyndham said...

The rings of fat around the midriff - midrift? I don't believe it's a word I've every typed before so I don't know the spelling - are a particularly nice touch and very pertinent to modern life, I feel.

Nobody Special said...

I'm sure she used to hang around outside the hospital in Sheffield where Tina and I used to work.

Herge Smith said...

More on the way.

I've had 'thought & humoUr' here before, funny little thing. Stupidly long comment though.

thordora said...

imagine the smell...hundred a day....ick

Anonymous said...

Blatant comment-spamming from "Howdy".

Crystal said...

I can't look at that chick - she's totally creepy looking!

MHN for short said...

Really Garf? I wasn't always such a lady. Unfortunately, sometimes my "bad girl" comes out to play. I try to keep her on a tight leash though.

Rowan said...

I hope you do more of these, this was neato. I think I can just about repeat the nantucket thing, but that's all. go you!

Ship Creak said...

I agree, the "Muffin-top" is a nice, modern touch.

Mutton dressed as lamb?

Or is she just plain ugly?