Brilliant.You should invent yourself a female alter ego and get yourself a blog on the blog's for women blogroll. Most of those women are too stupid to realise when people are taking the piss and will see your contributions as "liberating" and "enlightening".Hetty Smith and blog from the library.That woman is the spitting image of my A-level maths teacher. I'm scarred by life by that experience.
Nice use of prose there Chimp!
It would have to be Hetty Smythe. They've seen the "Smith" part of his name and just might one day in about 10 years figure it out... :-)
That's true Michelle, very true. We all know how astute some of these women can be.
That was beautiful.....
I ame tooe denseth forsoothe. Prithee, I dost not understaendethe this proese of whichethe yewe speake.Ow, that hurt my tongue.
Tina's idea is BRILLIANT. PLEASE PLEASE do that.
Dave & I went for a visit to the "fly girls" I would call them ladies, but such unwaranted rudeness. anyway, their posts were abyssmal. I think if I had to got there everyday, even to take the piss out of them, I'd get REALLY depressed. Don't go Herge, it's suicide!
Such versifying is worthy of the great Willian MacGonagall.
ah, did you write that all yourself? how clever of you! Now, you just need to get a contract, and You'll be the boyband aforementioned, huh?
Well women in comfortable shoes.Invariably always get boos.They walk down the street,Looking lovely and sweetBut to men they would soon give the noose.
Haha that's the story!!! more limmericks please, I love them.Nice one Dave, thanks for getting us started. And yes, I did write the ditty all meself. And there are more to come.
It looks like Dave started the poetry, eventhough it wasn't all to ME.Herge picked up the rhyme,and in no timethe words were full of Lunacy!Ha!
Lovely lovely, bit of husband and wife action there, cool.
very nice. :-)
To blog in limerick is grand,While some people just don't understand,You can't deviate,from rules set in slate,Otherwise the rhyme would be bland.
That is one scary looking librarian!
It's the teeth Crystal. She looks like the skinny aunt from James and the Giant Peach! Stick some red long hair on her and she's it!
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