Tuesday, August 02, 2005

The Librarian Degree

The Librarian Degree

21 comments:

Sniffy said...

Brilliant.

You should invent yourself a female alter ego and get yourself a blog on the blog's for women blogroll. Most of those women are too stupid to realise when people are taking the piss and will see your contributions as "liberating" and "enlightening".

Hetty Smith and blog from the library.

That woman is the spitting image of my A-level maths teacher. I'm scarred by life by that experience.

MHN for short said...

Nice use of prose there Chimp!

MHN for short said...

It would have to be Hetty Smythe. They've seen the "Smith" part of his name and just might one day in about 10 years figure it out... :-)

Sniffy said...

That's true Michelle, very true. We all know how astute some of these women can be.

edwaado said...

inspired

Connie said...

That was beautiful.....

aasmodeus said...

I ame tooe denseth forsoothe. Prithee, I dost not understaendethe this proese of whichethe yewe speake.

Ow, that hurt my tongue.

thordora said...

Tina's idea is BRILLIANT. PLEASE PLEASE do that.

MHN for short said...

Dave & I went for a visit to the "fly girls" I would call them ladies, but such unwaranted rudeness. anyway, their posts were abyssmal. I think if I had to got there everyday, even to take the piss out of them, I'd get REALLY depressed. Don't go Herge, it's suicide!

garfer said...

Such versifying is worthy of the great Willian MacGonagall.

Rowan said...

ah, did you write that all yourself? how clever of you! Now, you just need to get a contract, and You'll be the boyband aforementioned, huh?

Dave said...

Well women in comfortable shoes.
Invariably always get boos.
They walk down the street,
Looking lovely and sweet
But to men they would soon give the noose.

Herge Smith said...

Haha that's the story!!! more limmericks please, I love them.

Nice one Dave, thanks for getting us started.

And yes, I did write the ditty all meself. And there are more to come.

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MHN for short said...

It looks like Dave started the poetry, eventhough it wasn't all to ME.

Herge picked up the rhyme,
and in no time

the words were full of Lunacy!

Ha!

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Herge Smith said...

Lovely lovely, bit of husband and wife action there, cool.

MHN for short said...

very nice. :-)

Dave said...

To blog in limerick is grand,
While some people just don't understand,

You can't deviate,
from rules set in slate,

Otherwise the rhyme would be bland.

Crystal said...

That is one scary looking librarian!

MHN for short said...

It's the teeth Crystal. She looks like the skinny aunt from James and the Giant Peach! Stick some red long hair on her and she's it!