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Tina from Cakesniffers Beware!
Reprinted with no permission from The Guardian Weekend Suppliment
Tina Cakesniffer & Max Mousesniffer
Tina I remember the very moment eleven years ago when I first set eyes on him; I have adored him ever since. I was devastated when he got run over and his legs had to be pinned back on, but with lots of TLC, he made a remarkable recovery. He is very special and he loves it when I accompany him on his walks, and also when I do my special whistle to call him in at night. He gets into some tight spots though, but I love him so much – I have even broken into houses to get him out. He is the best cat ever.
Max She is a fucking pain, she will not leave me alone. I was supposed to be going to another home, but I am sure that she killed those people so that she could have me. Eleven years on and I am still stuck with her. She really embarrasses me at night by insisting on following me around the streets, and she does this stupid whistle that makes all my friends laugh at me. I wish she’d go away.
Craig Taylor
12 comments:
too darned funny!!!!! Is that an Angry Chimp t-shirt she's wearing?
Tina, that is the cutest picture EVER!
Hey Herge, nice work on that t-shirt.
Excellent work on this too, thank you so much.
Errrm, can I be cheeky and ask for the jpeg please?
Ta
And what is that in the background picture?
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!
Tina
it looks like a water colour of the "smallest penis ever" from the foamy post.
It certainly does, doesn't it? Do you think he's trying to say I'm a nobhead?
No no, don't start reading stuff into the pics that aren't meant.
awww, I can see why u'd go all mental for the little sweety, i know I would. my cat's been a tramp lately, so i too, am stalking over the the neighbours houses to retrieve my cat without morals.
Har har har!
That's how cats regard all of us. Gangly, clumsy whiskas dispensers, to be regarded with total contempt.
But Max does love me, he really does.
*still laughing at Cake and Max*
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